October 11, 2021 Datamine Reveals ‘Bloodborne’ Nurses a Seething Hatred for You Specifically Datamine Reveals ‘Bloodborne’ Nurses a Seething Hatred for You Specifically NEW YORK — Hackers researching the internal files of cult hit action-RPG Bloodborne have made a startling and unprecedented discovery: the coding of the game…
September 5, 2021 Backyard Baseball Season Called Off After Pablo Tests Positive for COVID-19 Backyard Baseball Season Called Off After Pablo Tests Positive for COVID-19 ERNIE’S HOUSE — A positive COVID test for league superstar Pablo Sanchez has resulted in the entire 2021-22 Backyard Baseball season being called off, sources…
September 15, 2020 New JK Rowling Novel Written Entirely in 4chan Greentext New JK Rowling Novel Written Entirely in 4chan Greentext LONDON — Best-selling author JK Rowling announced today that her new novel Troubled Blood will be published anonymously, written entirely in a greentext story on…
March 13, 2020 CDC Recommends All Americans Keep Audio Logs During Pandemic for Future Protagonists to Stumble Upon CDC Recommends All Americans Keep Audio Logs During Pandemic for Future Protagonists to Stumble Upon WASHINGTON — At a press conference this afternoon, CDC Director Robert Redfield urged all American citizens to begin keeping audio diaries during the COVID-19 pandemic,…
March 5, 2019 Tragic: Distant Aliens Just Now Receiving Radio Waves of Bad Simpsons Episodes Tragic: Distant Aliens Just Now Receiving Radio Waves of Bad Simpsons Episodes WASHINGTON — Astrophysicists from the NASA confirmed that radio waves of the bad The Simpsons seasons are beginning to reach distant planets for the first…
October 28, 2018 Hard Drive Patch 1.4.0. Released Hard Drive Patch 1.4.0. Released Hello everyone, and welcome to Hard Drive, Version 1.4.0.! First of all, we would like to thank everyone for enjoying Hard Drive since its initial…
