Jacques Kennady

Facebook Changes Name to McCree

MENLO PARK, Calif. — In a major rebrand intended to better align the company with its ethos, Facebook will be…

3 years ago

Kid Who Used to Drown Guests in RollerCoaster Tycoon Now Thriving at McKinsey

NEW YORK — Local gamer Seth Basharo, who spent his youth creatively murdering the innocent guests of his theme park…

3 years ago

Battery Cover for Game Boy Color Has Lot of Nerve Showing Its Face Here After Skipping Town All Those Years Ago

BINGHAMTON, N.Y. — In a tense reunion no one could have predicted, a deadbeat battery cover has reentered the life…

3 years ago

Nostalgic: This Dog Named Tamagotchi Also Died in Two Weeks

BANGOR, Maine — In news sure to make you feel like a nineties kid again, a labradoodle puppy named Tamagotchi…

3 years ago