November 24, 2017 Nintendo Gearing up for Holiday Season by Destroying Any Remaining Stock Nintendo Gearing up for Holiday Season by Destroying Any Remaining Stock KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo is preparing for the upcoming holiday season by making sure every remaining game and console are destroyed, with its critically lauded Switch…
November 11, 2017 Tony Hawk Undergoes Dangerous Skin Pixelation Surgery to Become More Recognizable Tony Hawk Undergoes Dangerous Skin Pixelation Surgery to Become More Recognizable ENCINITAS, Calif. — Pro skateboarder Tony Hawk has reportedly had every inch of his body surgically pixelated in an attempt to regain public recognition. It…
October 8, 2017 LEAKED EMAILS: Solid Snake Confided in Aides He Has No Idea What’s Going on Anymore LEAKED EMAILS: Solid Snake Confided in Aides He Has No Idea What’s Going on Anymore SHADOW MOSES ISLAND, Alaska — Classified emails intercepted by hackers today reveal Solid Snake to be completely and utterly lost regarding his latest convoluted secret…
