September 11, 2020 4chan Users Create Petition for Marvel to Cast the First White Black Panther 4chan Users Create Petition for Marvel to Cast the First White Black Panther NEW YORK — Wasting no time following the untimely death of Chadwick Boseman to make the tragedy about themselves, frequent users of the controversial and…
September 1, 2020 Heartwarming: Christian and Atheist YouTubers Used to Hate Each Other But Now Agree the White Race is Under Attack Heartwarming: Christian and Atheist YouTubers Used to Hate Each Other But Now Agree the White Race is Under Attack Most people think Christians and Atheists get along like cats and dogs! But these two YouTubers are smashing stereotypes by showing you can get along…
August 24, 2020 Kevin Keene, a.k.a. Captain N, Was Sucked Into a Video Game. His Family Never Stopped Looking for Him
June 7, 2020 Hard Drive Presents: Traitors of America Hard Drive Presents: Traitors of America Lists of traitors to America need not be exclusionary. We here at Hard Drive believe that everyone deserves a chance to be considered a Traitor…
March 24, 2020 ‘The Rise of Skywalker’ Novelization Reveals You’ve Wasted Your Goddamn Life on This ‘The Rise of Skywalker’ Novelization Reveals You’ve Wasted Your Goddamn Life on This LOS ANGELES — While the ninth and final episode of the “Skywalker Saga” films left many unanswered questions, the novelization of last year’s Star Wars…
March 22, 2020 MMORPG Player Accidentally on Day 32 of Self Quarantine MMORPG Player Accidentally on Day 32 of Self Quarantine ATLANTA — Local World of Warcraft player John Fleming was on his 32nd day of self quarantining when he learned about the COVID-19 pandemic early…
March 19, 2020 New Marvel Superhero ‘Cuckold’ Wears Name as a Badge New Marvel Superhero ‘Cuckold’ Wears Name as a Badge LOS ANGELES — In a press release this morning, Marvel Comics announced a new inclusive superhero named Cuckold, a 32-year-old man who can only shoot…
November 14, 2019 I Am Boycotting Pokémon Sword and Shield Unless It Includes These 1,144 British Themed Pokémon I Am Boycotting Pokémon Sword and Shield Unless It Includes These 1,144 British Themed Pokémon Pokémon Sword and Shield come out tomorrow and I am absolutely furious that there are only 400 Pokémon for me to catch and train. And no,…
October 9, 2019 Jeff Kaplan Calmly Explains Why It’s Important to Balance Human Rights With Chinese Money Jeff Kaplan Calmly Explains Why It’s Important to Balance Human Rights With Chinese Money IRVINE, Calif. — Following outcries surrounding Blizzard’s suspension and award termination of a Hearthstone player for making pro-Hong Kong comments, Blizzard Entertainment Vice President Jeff…
