May 3, 2021 Bill and Melinda Gates Split Up In Fiery Argument Over Best Way to Prevent Poor Countries From Getting Vaccines Bill and Melinda Gates Split Up In Fiery Argument Over Best Way to Prevent Poor Countries From Getting Vaccines SEATTLE — Business owners and philanthropists Bill and Melinda Gates have announced that they are divorcing after 27 years of marriage after an irreconcilable disagreement…
February 8, 2021 Blade Plumber Blade Plumber In the newest episode of The Hard Drive Podcast, Mark and Jeremy write an entire episode of The Super Mario Bros. Super Show from scratch!…
December 10, 2020 Struggling to Fill Time, Geoff Keighley Looks Around Room to Improvise Game Announcement Struggling to Fill Time, Geoff Keighley Looks Around Room to Improvise Game Announcement LOS ANGELES — Speaking slowly while his eyes darted around his home for inspiration to help him ad-lib, gaming news personality Geoff Keighley improvised an…
November 24, 2020 Opinion: These Good Good McEl-Boys Have Infected My Word Brain and It Suuuuuuucks Opinion: These Good Good McEl-Boys Have Infected My Word Brain and It Suuuuuuucks Helloooooo, and welcome to My Article, My Article, and Me, an op-ed column for the mod-ren era. I’m your Hard Drive columnist, Author McEl-Boy, and…
November 23, 2020 The Passion of the Crust The Passion of the Crust In the newest episode of The Hard Drive Podcast, Mark and Jeremy write and perform an original episode of 1989’s The Super Mario Bros. Super…
November 5, 2020 Gamer Sick of Two-Console System Gamer Sick of Two-Console System WASHINGTON — Local gamer Stephen Nelson exhaustedly told friends Wednesday night that he is done with participating in the antiquated two-console system forced on him…
October 22, 2020 Tim Cook Announces “We Decided to Make the iPhone Worse This Time” Tim Cook Announces “We Decided to Make the iPhone Worse This Time” CUPERTINO, Calif. — Apple CEO Tim Cook astonished Silicon Valley with a promise to disregard customers’ high expectations at this week’s iPhone press event. “Every…
October 3, 2020 Our Writers Need a Day Off So Here’s a List of Some Reddit Comments Our Writers Need a Day Off So Here’s a List of Some Reddit Comments Hello, readers! Welcome back to Hard Drive, your favorite destination for gaming news. We’re excited to bring you yet another day filled with our hard-hitting…
September 18, 2020 A Sausage Link to the Past A Sausage Link to the Past In the newest episode of The Hard Drive Podcast, Hard Drive editors Mark and Jeremy write and perform an original episode of 1989’s The Super…
Our Writers Need a Day Off So Here’s a List of Some Reddit Comments
Hello, readers! Welcome back to Hard Drive, your favorite destination for gaming news. We’re excited to bring you yet another day filled with our hard-hitting…