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CinemaSins Awards ‘The Godfather’ Record-Breaking 1,759 Sins

NASHVILLE — Popular YouTube channel CinemaSins have released their latest video, titled “Everything Wrong With The Godfather in 28 Minutes,”…

5 years ago

Sunken-Eyed Community Manager Totally Hears What You’re Saying, Will Pass It on to Developers

SAN FRANCISCO — Sipping his ninth cup of coffee for the day, Community Manager Benjamin Grant wearily made note of…

5 years ago

13 Clips From Our Podcast ‘The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! Show’

HEY PAISANOS! Two of our editors, Mark Roebuck and Jeremy Kaplowitz, have embarked on an incredibly stupid quest to watch and…

5 years ago

Discord User Accidentally Mutes Self While Using Toilet

PHOENIX — A discord user named FrankieStudz made the unforgivable error of muting his microphone while he excused himself to…

5 years ago

Agent 47 Finds Manhattan Jail Mission Weirdly Easy

NEW YORK — During his latest mission to kill and silence noted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein in the Manhattan Correctional Center…

5 years ago

Ace Watkins is the First Gamer to Run for President of the United States

Hard Drive is officially endorsing Ace Watkins for President of the United States. Today he announced his candidacy with the…

5 years ago

I Refuse to Play Pokémon Sword or Shield Unless They Include These 1,200 British Themed Pokemon

Wotwot Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch Big Ben Bigger Ben Biggest Ben Double Decker Charizard Horridteth Innit Shakespeer J.R.R. Togepi Aluminiun British Pikachu Hitmonlennon…

5 years ago

5 Awesome ‘Breath of the Wild’ Recipes to Make While Ganon’s Genocide Rages On

Two years after its release, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild remains one of the best games you’re…

5 years ago

Twitch Streamer Loses 400 Subs While Taking Extra Long Shit

LAS VEGAS — Adam Egan, a rising young star in the video game streaming world, suffered a crippling blow to…

6 years ago