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Bill and Melinda Gates Split Up In Fiery Argument Over Best Way to Prevent Poor Countries From Getting VaccinesBill and Melinda Gates Split Up In Fiery Argument Over Best Way to Prevent Poor Countries From Getting Vaccines

Bill and Melinda Gates Split Up In Fiery Argument Over Best Way to Prevent Poor Countries From Getting Vaccines

SEATTLE — Business owners and philanthropists Bill and Melinda Gates have announced that they are divorcing after 27 years of…

4 years ago
Blade PlumberBlade Plumber

Blade Plumber

In the newest episode of The Hard Drive Podcast, Mark and Jeremy write an entire episode of The Super Mario…

4 years ago
Struggling to Fill Time, Geoff Keighley Looks Around Room to Improvise Game AnnouncementStruggling to Fill Time, Geoff Keighley Looks Around Room to Improvise Game Announcement

Struggling to Fill Time, Geoff Keighley Looks Around Room to Improvise Game Announcement

LOS ANGELES — Speaking slowly while his eyes darted around his home for inspiration to help him ad-lib, gaming news…

5 years ago
Opinion: These Good Good McEl-Boys Have Infected My Word Brain and It SuuuuuuucksOpinion: These Good Good McEl-Boys Have Infected My Word Brain and It Suuuuuuucks

Opinion: These Good Good McEl-Boys Have Infected My Word Brain and It Suuuuuuucks

Helloooooo, and welcome to My Article, My Article, and Me, an op-ed column for the mod-ren era. I’m your Hard…

5 years ago
The Passion of the CrustThe Passion of the Crust

The Passion of the Crust

In the newest episode of The Hard Drive Podcast, Mark and Jeremy write and perform an original episode of 1989's…

5 years ago
Gamer Sick of Two-Console SystemGamer Sick of Two-Console System

Gamer Sick of Two-Console System

WASHINGTON — Local gamer Stephen Nelson exhaustedly told friends Wednesday night that he is done with participating in the antiquated…

5 years ago
Tim Cook Announces “We Decided to Make the iPhone Worse This Time”Tim Cook Announces “We Decided to Make the iPhone Worse This Time”

Tim Cook Announces “We Decided to Make the iPhone Worse This Time”

CUPERTINO, Calif. — Apple CEO Tim Cook astonished Silicon Valley with a promise to disregard customers’ high expectations at this…

5 years ago
Our Writers Need a Day Off So Here’s a List of Some Reddit CommentsOur Writers Need a Day Off So Here’s a List of Some Reddit Comments

Our Writers Need Day Off So Here’s a List of Some Reddit Comments

Hello, readers! Welcome back to Hard Drive, your favorite destination for gaming news. We’re excited to bring you yet another…

5 years ago
A Sausage Link to the PastA Sausage Link to the Past

A Sausage Link to the Past

In the newest episode of The Hard Drive Podcast, Hard Drive editors Mark and Jeremy write and perform an original…

5 years ago