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If Birdo Isn’t Woman, How Come I’ve Been Threatening to Assault Her?

  There’s a lot of debate in the video game world about Birdo’s gender identity. Birdo is described as male…

7 years ago

Reclusive Arcade Gaming Legend AAA Returns to Face Rival ASS

NEW YORK — After years out of the limelight, mysterious gaming legend AAA finally plans to face his rival ASS…

7 years ago

Guy Reloads by Shooting Kid Offscreen

HEMPSTEAD, N.Y. — Brian Applegate has developed a ritual while playing House Of The Dead at his local arcade involving…

8 years ago