November 20, 2019 Gaming Addiction Study Participant Pretty Sure He Got Placebo Game Gaming Addiction Study Participant Pretty Sure He Got Placebo Game PALO ALTO, Calif. — Several weeks into a Stanford University study measuring the addictive nature of video games, participant Aidan Whaller told sources he was…
October 28, 2019 Life Spent Playing ‘Doom’ Pays Off for Gamer Sent to Hell Life Spent Playing ‘Doom’ Pays Off for Gamer Sent to Hell HELL — Cast into the fiery pit of Hades for all eternity to come, the immortal soul of recently damned gamer Harrison Gilgur was reportedly…
October 2, 2019 Gamer at New Job Opens Every Door in Office Building Gamer at New Job Opens Every Door in Office Building CHICAGO — Thoroughly searching his new workplace for useful objects, treasures, or keys lying around, local gamer Eli Levine attempted to open every door in…
July 18, 2019 Sim Philosophers Debate Whether Free Will Truly Set to High Sim Philosophers Debate Whether Free Will Truly Set to High PLEASANTVIEW — In an attempt to better understand the existential underpinnings of their virtual reality, several eminent Sim philosophers debated whether the nature of free…
May 27, 2019 Melee Player Can’t Believe Someone Would Just Throw Out Zenith CRT TV With Built-In VCR From 2005 Melee Player Can’t Believe Someone Would Just Throw Out Zenith CRT TV With Built-In VCR From 2005 PITTSBURGH — Local Super Smash Bros. Melee player Robert Sheely stared in awe and confusion at a nearly fifteen-year-old Zenith CRT TV complete with a…
May 22, 2019 Settlers of Catan Player Receives Passive-Aggressive ‘Longest Turn’ Card Settlers of Catan Player Receives Passive-Aggressive ‘Longest Turn’ Card BALTIMORE — After collecting seven resources off the roll, trading with two other players, then using twelve resources and a development card to establish four…
