Grant Mulitz

Villager Warns Children About Spooky House No One Has Left in 11 Months

DESERTED ISLAND — Shaking as he described the terrors that might lie inside, local island resident Lobo warned a group…

4 years ago

Development Hell: 12 Years After Trailer, Still No Word When IGN’s ‘Legend of Zelda’ Live Action Movie Will Release

SAN FRANCISCO — After years of mis-management and a revolving door of directors and producers, IGN’s much-anticipated live-action film adaptation…

4 years ago

Sleep Study Finds 40% Of People Produce Giant Inflating Snot Bubble During REM Cycle

SANTA CRUZ, Calif. — Noting a breakthrough in our understanding of human sleep behaviors, researchers at U.C. Santa Cruz have…

4 years ago

Every Star Wars Easter Egg You Missed in My Apartment

Filled with action, drama and just the right peppering of comedy, last night’s party at my place was by far…

4 years ago

Parents Blame Poorly-Made Video Games For Son’s Annoying, Glitchy Outbursts

TRENTON, N.J. — Claiming their child hasn’t been the same since he started gaming, concerned parents Mark and Liza Kristensen…

5 years ago

Firefly Fan Also Canceled

DALLAS — Following rumors that one of Joss Whedon’s most beloved and unabashedly racist admirers would soon be scrapped from…

5 years ago

Proto Man Reveals That, While Arm Cannon Nice, He Would Give Anything to Have Left Hand Back

DR. LIGHT’S LAB — Saying he feels blessed at the technology yet wistful for his bygone appendage, local robot hero…

5 years ago

The 5 Best Gaming Headsets For Just Listening to Nice Audiobook Once In a While

Whether you’re a Twitch star or a casual solo player, an absolute essential for any gamer is a reliable pair…

5 years ago

Psychic Beats Shit Out of Man Counting Tarot Cards

MIAMI — Claiming her client was clearly cheating the fates, local psychic Madame LeMystique beat the shit out of her…

5 years ago