June 28, 2019 Horror Director Can’t Remember If His Movie Is in the ‘Conjuring’ Universe or Not Horror Director Can’t Remember If His Movie Is in the ‘Conjuring’ Universe or Not LOS ANGELES — Horror director Gary Dauberman recently spent another workday wondering if his horror film Annabelle Comes Home, was part of the Conjuring cinematic…
June 6, 2019 Here are the 48 Best Times to Take a Bathroom Break During ‘Dark Phoenix’ Here are the 48 Best Times to Take a Bathroom Break During ‘Dark Phoenix’ With a 114-minute running time and questionable buzz in advance of its release, you might be wondering whether you’ll have time to go relieve yourself…
April 10, 2019 Total ‘90s Kid Uses Pokémon Card to Chop Up Lines of Cocaine Total ‘90s Kid Uses Pokémon Card to Chop Up Lines of Cocaine HARTFORD, Conn. — Local resident Shane Dyson is reported to be expressing his devotion to the realest decade of all, the 1990s, by using his…
May 12, 2018 PlayStation 2 Last Remaining Way to Play CDs in Apartment PlayStation 2 Last Remaining Way to Play CDs in Apartment BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Local twenty-six year old Darren Fitzgerald discovered recently that, in order to show off the CDs he’d purchased at a flea market,…
