April 1, 2020 Obnoxious Cinephile Won’t Stop Clapping at the End of Every Annapurna Game Obnoxious Cinephile Won’t Stop Clapping at the End of Every Annapurna Game LOS ANGELES — Self-proclaimed cinephile Jordan Akerman, who had previously sworn off games as a lowbrow form of art, is currently playing through Annapurna Interactive’s…
March 23, 2020 Crash Bandicoot Fans Demand Aku Aku Voice Actor Be Recast With Someone Who Is Whatever Race He’s Supposed to Be Crash Bandicoot Fans Demand Aku Aku Voice Actor Be Recast With Someone Who Is Whatever Race He’s Supposed to Be SANTA MONICA, Calif. — Thousands of Crash Bandicoot fans have signed an online petition demanding that Naughty Dog recast the actor who voices Aku Aku…
March 20, 2020 Quarantined Gamer Almost Desperate Enough to Start Anthem Quarantined Gamer Almost Desperate Enough to Start Anthem NEW ROCHELLE, N.Y. — Local gamer Mindy Cunningham, currently in preventive self-quarantine due to the coronavirus outbreak, has become so desperate for games to play…
March 19, 2020 GameStop Refuses to Close Doors Unless Local Authorities Sign Up for PowerUp Rewards GameStop Refuses to Close Doors Unless Local Authorities Sign Up for PowerUp Rewards GRAPEVINE, Texas — GameStop has told all of its employees that they should not close stores during the COVID-19 pandemic unless local authorities tasked with…
March 13, 2020 Hideo Kojima Either Teasing Death Stranding Sequel Or Just Tweeting Photos Of Different Boxes He Likes Hideo Kojima Either Teasing Death Stranding Sequel Or Just Tweeting Photos Of Different Boxes He Likes TOKYO — Hideo Kojima fans are obsessively looking for clues in the director’s latest string of cryptic tweets, which sources say could either be teasing…
March 8, 2020 Super Smash Bros. Datamine Reveals That Coding Seems Really Complicated Super Smash Bros. Datamine Reveals That Coding Seems Really Complicated TUCSON, Ariz. — A hacker has broken Super Smash Bros. Ultimate open and apparently revealed a host of new details about the game. The most…
March 6, 2020 Uncharted Movie Loses Another Director Due to Failed Ledge Grab Uncharted Movie Loses Another Director Due to Failed Ledge Grab MALAYSIA — Production of the upcoming Uncharted movie adaptation has halted after the project lost yet another director, who plummeted down the side of Mount…
February 28, 2020 J.J. Abrams Won’t Stop Telling Sandwich Guy at Bodega to ‘Surprise Him’ J.J. Abrams Won’t Stop Telling Sandwich Guy at Bodega to ‘Surprise Him’ BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Staff at a local bodega have become increasingly frustrated with Star Wars director J.J. Abrams, who won’t stop placing lunch orders by…
February 25, 2020 Bob Iger Steps Down to Make Room for New Disney CEO Baby Iger Bob Iger Steps Down to Make Room for New Disney CEO Baby Iger BURBANK, Calif. — Disney CEO Bob Iger made a surprise announcement this afternoon that he would be stepping down from his position, effective immediately, to…
