August 23, 2020 Fortnite Season 4 Map Adds Steve Jobs’ Grave Fortnite Season 4 Map Adds Steve Jobs’ Grave CARY, N.C. â The map for Fortniteâs upcoming 4th season has been revealed, and it features wacky new locations such as Twisted Tunnel, Rainbow Park,…
August 21, 2020 Review: Battletoads Is Another Perfect Game for the Pandemic Like the Last 10 Games We’ve Played Review: Battletoads Is Another Perfect Game for the Pandemic Like the Last 10 Games We’ve Played 2020 has been a weird year, to say the least. With no end to the COVID-19 pandemic in sight, entertainment has become more important than…
August 14, 2020 YouTube Critic Undergoes Plastic Surgery for Permanent Skeptical Face YouTube Critic Undergoes Plastic Surgery for Permanent Skeptical Face GOLDSBORO, N.C. â Popular gaming YouTuber Jeffception underwent plastic surgery in order to have a skeptical looking expression permanently grafted onto his face. âI was…
August 7, 2020 Game Pass Subscriber Trying His Absolute Best Not to Sound Like Microsoft Shill Game Pass Subscriber Trying His Absolute Best Not to Sound Like Microsoft Shill BLOOMSBURG, Pa. â Satisfied Game Pass subscriber Sergio DePalma is reportedly struggling not to sound like a total shill while discussing Microsoftâs service with friends.…
July 31, 2020 Report: Elimination of Video Game Load Times Will Decimate âQuick Tipâ Industry Report: Elimination of Video Game Load Times Will Decimate âQuick Tipâ Industry STANFORD, Calif. â According to new research, the âno load timesâ promise from next-gen consoles will eliminate the need for loading screen quick tips, spelling…
July 18, 2020 Movie Trailer Editor Struggling to Create Menacing Rendition of âMary Had a Little Lambâ Movie Trailer Editor Struggling to Create Menacing Rendition of âMary Had a Little Lambâ HOLLYWOOD, Calif. â An editor tasked with creating a creepy horror movie trailer is having trouble figuring out how to make âMary Had A Little…
July 14, 2020 âMass Effectâ Fan Skeptical That Their Choice in Presidential Election Will Influence Ending âMass Effectâ Fan Skeptical That Their Choice in Presidential Election Will Influence Ending RIVERTON, Wyo. â Avid Mass Effect fan Martin Shore plans to opt out of voting in the upcoming 2020 presidential election, citing skepticism that his…
July 12, 2020 Can You Violate the Geneva Conventions in Slime Rancher, Destiny, and Resident Evil 4? Can You Violate the Geneva Conventions in Slime Rancher, Destiny, and Resident Evil 4? Tiger Force is the moniker of an infamous United States battalion who were known for committing countless crimes during the Vietnam War. Itâs no surprise…
July 3, 2020 Fuck It: Gamers Canceled Fuck It: Gamers Canceled WORLDWIDE â The Super Smash Bros. community is in shock today after dozens of people came forward with sexual assault and pedophilia allegations against many,…
