Giovanni Colantonio

Fortnite Season 4 Map Adds Steve Jobs’ Grave

CARY, N.C. — The map for Fortnite’s upcoming 4th season has been revealed, and it features wacky new locations such…

4 years ago

Review: Battletoads Is Another Perfect Game for the Pandemic Like the Last 10 Games We’ve Played

2020 has been a weird year, to say the least. With no end to the COVID-19 pandemic in sight, entertainment…

4 years ago

YouTube Critic Undergoes Plastic Surgery for Permanent Skeptical Face

GOLDSBORO, N.C. — Popular gaming YouTuber Jeffception underwent plastic surgery in order to have a skeptical looking expression permanently grafted…

4 years ago

Game Pass Subscriber Trying His Absolute Best Not to Sound Like Microsoft Shill

BLOOMSBURG, Pa. — Satisfied Game Pass subscriber Sergio DePalma is reportedly struggling not to sound like a total shill while…

4 years ago

Report: Elimination of Video Game Load Times Will Decimate “Quick Tip” Industry

STANFORD, Calif. — According to new research, the “no load times” promise from next-gen consoles will eliminate the need for…

4 years ago

Movie Trailer Editor Struggling to Create Menacing Rendition of ‘Mary Had Little Lamb’

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. — An editor tasked with creating a creepy horror movie trailer is having trouble figuring out how to…

4 years ago

‘Mass Effect’ Fan Skeptical That Their Choice in Presidential Election Will Influence Ending

RIVERTON, Wyo. — Avid Mass Effect fan Martin Shore plans to opt out of voting in the upcoming 2020 presidential…

4 years ago

Can You Violate the Geneva Conventions in Slime Rancher, Destiny, and Resident Evil 4?

Tiger Force is the moniker of an infamous United States battalion who were known for committing countless crimes during the…

4 years ago

Fuck It: Gamers Canceled

WORLDWIDE — The Super Smash Bros. community is in shock today after dozens of people came forward with sexual assault…

4 years ago