April 26, 2021 CD Projekt Red Announces Cyberpunk 2077: A Game of the Year Edition CD Projekt Red Announces Cyberpunk 2077: A Game of the Year Edition WARSAW â CD Projekt Red announced that a new, definitive version of Cyberpunk 2077 is coming this fall, titled Cyberpunk 2077: A Game of the…
March 28, 2021 Doomguy and Master Chief Embarrassed They Wore the Same Thing to the Office Doomguy and Master Chief Embarrassed They Wore the Same Thing to the Office REDMOND, Wash. â Following Microsoftâs acquisition of Bethesda, new co-workers Master Chief and Doomguy had an awkward first day at the office after realizing they…
March 20, 2021 Disney Announces Next Marvel Show âMantis, Talos, & Whoeverâs Free to Film Next Tuesdayâ Disney Announces Next Marvel Show âMantis, Talos, & Whoeverâs Free to Film Next Tuesdayâ BURBANK, Calif. â Disney has announced Mantis, Talos, & Whoeverâs Free To Film Next Tuesday, a new Marvel show that will stream on Disney+ and…
March 18, 2021 Review: The âSnyder Cutâ Is Whatever We Already Decided About It Before It Came Out Review: The âSnyder Cutâ Is Whatever We Already Decided About It Before It Came Out The wait is finally over. Zack Snyderâs long-anticipated redo of 2018âs Justice League, dubbed the âSnyder Cut,â is finally out on HBO Max. After watching…
March 1, 2021 Nintendo Celebrates Metroid’s 35th Anniversary With 30-Minute Moment of Silence Nintendo Celebrates Metroid’s 35th Anniversary With 30-Minute Moment of Silence KYOTO, Japan â Nintendo acknowledged the 35th anniversary of its beloved Metroid franchise with a new Direct presentation that featured just 30 minutes of silence.…
February 9, 2021 Hades Player Horny for Every Character Might Just Be Horny Hades Player Horny for Every Character Might Just Be Horny BROOKLYN, N.Y. â A new study released by researchers at St. Josephâs College has revealed that Hades players who are horny for all of the…
January 27, 2021 Local Crackpot Believes His Tweets are Good Enough to Be Suppressed by the Algorithm Local Crackpot Believes His Tweets are Good Enough to Be Suppressed by the Algorithm DICKSON, Tenn. â Twitter user Lenny Vickerman, a 43-year-old who frequently posts unintelligible rants on social media, suspects that the sole reason his tweets arenât…
January 16, 2021 Podcaster Spends 2 Hours Setting Up Elaborate Audio Rig for Casual Family Zoom Chat Podcaster Spends 2 Hours Setting Up Elaborate Audio Rig for Casual Family Zoom Chat AKRON, Ohio â Podcaster Briana Giraud spent a full two hours setting up and testing her $2,000 audio rig in preparation for a casual Zoom…
January 9, 2021 Inconsiderate Friend Doesnât Spoiler Tag That Princess Peach Isnât Actually in Castle Inconsiderate Friend Doesnât Spoiler Tag That Princess Peach Isnât Actually in Castle SPOKANE, Wash. â Discord user Michael McNeil drew the ire of a Mario fan server after failing to use spoiler tags when revealing that Princess…
