April 12, 2018 Anime Shitposting Group Closest Thing Man Has to Family Anime Shitposting Group Closest Thing Man Has to Family RICHMOND, Va. — That the only people local bachelor Scott Eckhart feels a familial connection with are the members of an anime shitposting Facebook group…
February 1, 2018 Gamer Exploring Beautiful, Detailed Open World Can’t Wait to Unlock Fast Travel Gamer Exploring Beautiful, Detailed Open World Can’t Wait to Unlock Fast Travel KENOSHA, Wis. — Local gamer Kelly Redmond expressed frustration at the lack of a fast travel option shortly after beginning exploration-focused open world game “Horizon:…
November 4, 2017 If You’re Such a Big Overwatch Fan, Then Name Which Character I’m Masturbating to Right Now If You’re Such a Big Overwatch Fan, Then Name Which Character I’m Masturbating to Right Now Oh, you think you’re a big Overwatch fan, huh? Well if you’re so into Overwatch, then answer me this: Which character am I masturbating to…
September 1, 2017 It’s Unethical to Bring Children into a World That Doesn’t Have Kingdom Hearts III Yet It’s Unethical to Bring Children into a World That Doesn’t Have Kingdom Hearts III Yet Do you have kids? If you answered yes, then you are a monster. How could you bring children into such a cruel, callous world that…
