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Whomp Forced to Show Up for Guard Duty Despite Serious Back Injury

MUSHROOM KINGDOM — A guard in Bowser’s army was forced to show up for his shift even though he had…

4 years ago

San Francisco Installs Spikes to Deter Homeless People and Sonic the Hedgehog

SAN FRANCISCO — The city of San Francisco has installed spikes in public spaces and on buildings in order to…

4 years ago

Star Trek Fan Says ‘Happy Holidays’ Instead of ‘May the Fourth Be With You’

CINCINNATI — While many people are observing May 4 as Star Wars Day by saying “may the fourth be with…

5 years ago

Cartoon Character Voiced by Steve Blum, or Maybe Matt Mercer. Come to Think of It, Liam O’Brien? No, Crispin Freeman. Wait, It’s Phil Lamarr

FORT WORTH, Texas — After watching the English dub of Megalo Box today, local anime fans Alex Reiner and Makeda…

5 years ago

‘Vegeta amv Linkin park – CRAWLING’ Selected for Preservation by Library of Congress

WASHINGTON — The Library of Congress announced today that the influential anime music video Vegeta amv Linkin park - CRAWLING…

6 years ago

New Edition of Fighting Game Adds 4 New Characters, 7 New Meters

YOKOHAMA, Japan — A new entry in the BlazBlue fighting game series, BlazBlue: Consequence Edict, will introduce four new characters…

6 years ago

Air Force General Proposes New Defense System ‘Just Fuckton of Bullets’

NATIONAL HARBOR, Md. — Air Force Lt. Gen. Howell McKinsey turned heads at the annual Aerospace Warfare Symposium today with…

6 years ago

Jim Sterling Arrested After 20-Minute Rant at Toll Worker Over “Road Microtransactions”

JACKSON, Miss. — Jim Sterling, video game pundit and host of the weekly YouTube show “The Jimquisition,” was taken into…

6 years ago

Donald Trump Reveals Presidency Actually Nuzlocke Run

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump revealed via a series of tweets this morning that his presidency has been following the…

7 years ago