August 22, 2020 Whomp Forced to Show Up for Guard Duty Despite Serious Back Injury Whomp Forced to Show Up for Guard Duty Despite Serious Back Injury MUSHROOM KINGDOM — A guard in Bowser’s army was forced to show up for his shift even though he had suffered a massive injury to…
July 26, 2020 San Francisco Installs Spikes to Deter Homeless People and Sonic the Hedgehog San Francisco Installs Spikes to Deter Homeless People and Sonic the Hedgehog SAN FRANCISCO — The city of San Francisco has installed spikes in public spaces and on buildings in order to discourage camping from homeless people…
May 4, 2020 Star Trek Fan Says ‘Happy Holidays’ Instead of ‘May the Fourth Be With You’ Star Trek Fan Says ‘Happy Holidays’ Instead of ‘May the Fourth Be With You’ CINCINNATI — While many people are observing May 4 as Star Wars Day by saying “may the fourth be with you,” local Star Trek fan…
July 8, 2019 Cartoon Character Voiced by Steve Blum, or Maybe Matt Mercer. Come to Think of It, Liam O’Brien? No, Crispin Freeman. Wait, It’s Phil Lamarr Cartoon Character Voiced by Steve Blum, or Maybe Matt Mercer. Come to Think of It, Liam O’Brien? No, Crispin Freeman. Wait, It’s Phil Lamarr FORT WORTH, Texas — After watching the English dub of Megalo Box today, local anime fans Alex Reiner and Makeda Webb spoke positively of the…
April 26, 2019 ‘Vegeta amv Linkin park – CRAWLING’ Selected for Preservation by Library of Congress ‘Vegeta amv Linkin park – CRAWLING’ Selected for Preservation by Library of Congress WASHINGTON — The Library of Congress announced today that the influential anime music video Vegeta amv Linkin park – CRAWLING will be inducted into the…
March 13, 2019 New Edition of Fighting Game Adds 4 New Characters, 7 New Meters New Edition of Fighting Game Adds 4 New Characters, 7 New Meters YOKOHAMA, Japan — A new entry in the BlazBlue fighting game series, BlazBlue: Consequence Edict, will introduce four new characters and a record-breaking seven new…
December 30, 2018 Air Force General Proposes New Defense System ‘Just a Fuckton of Bullets’ Air Force General Proposes New Defense System ‘Just a Fuckton of Bullets’ NATIONAL HARBOR, Md. — Air Force Lt. Gen. Howell McKinsey turned heads at the annual Aerospace Warfare Symposium today with his proposal for a radical…
November 15, 2018 Jim Sterling Arrested After 20-Minute Rant at Toll Worker Over “Road Microtransactions” Jim Sterling Arrested After 20-Minute Rant at Toll Worker Over “Road Microtransactions” JACKSON, Miss. — Jim Sterling, video game pundit and host of the weekly YouTube show “The Jimquisition,” was taken into custody by the Mississippi Highway…
April 22, 2018 Donald Trump Reveals Presidency Actually Nuzlocke Run Donald Trump Reveals Presidency Actually Nuzlocke Run WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump revealed via a series of tweets this morning that his presidency has been following the rules of the Pokémon Nuzlocke…
