Gabe Gurwin

Gabe Gurwin

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Dying Soldier Happy He Still Got Assist

URZIKSTAN — Coalition forces suffered heavy losses in a battle against local insurgent militias today, with SAS close-quarter combat specialist…

5 years ago
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Man Whose Entire Body Made of Penis Praises Spore for Representation

ERIE, Pa. — Local activist Mac Henderson staged an event to honor Spore, the 2008 life simulator from Maxis, for…

6 years ago
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Anthem Set in Fantasy World Where Freelancers Are Valued

EDMONTON, Alberta — Despite receiving criticism for its excessive loot grind, lack of content and “bricking” PCs and consoles, BioWare’s…

6 years ago