July 25, 2018 Programmers Closer to Building Sentient Robots than Understanding Plot of Westworld Programmers Closer to Building Sentient Robots than Understanding Plot of Westworld CHERNSVILLE, Calif. — Artificial intelligence researchers at the Chernsville Institute of Technology (ChIT) announced that they are closer than ever to building artificial life, but…
July 13, 2018 Here Are Four Devs Who Would Never Fire a Female Employee Because They Don’t Have One Here Are Four Devs Who Would Never Fire a Female Employee Because They Don’t Have One Many gamers are outraged by the ArenaNet firing scandal and are wondering in an industry rife with questionable companies, which game developers they can feel…
May 5, 2018 Cooperative Board Game Isn’t Cooperative Board Game Isn’t LOS ANGELES — A weekly game night at the home of Carmen Criss ended in chaos as a strategy disagreement turned the cooperative board game…
March 25, 2018 Amazon’s Lord of the Rings Reboot to Feature Drone Delivery of One Ring Amazon’s Lord of the Rings Reboot to Feature Drone Delivery of One Ring LOS ANGELES — A drone will deliver the One Ring safely and securely to Mordor in Amazon’s upcoming Lord of the Rings series, according to…
February 6, 2018 Local Grandpa Drops by GameStop to Ask for Directions to the Steam Store Local Grandpa Drops by GameStop to Ask for Directions to the Steam Store DENVER — Local grandfather Bill Willinkins drove his Lincoln Town Car to the GameStop in the Sutherland mall in an effort to find the birthday…
December 2, 2017 Man at Comic-Con Panel Would Like to Ask a Few Quick Follow-up Statements Man at Comic-Con Panel Would Like to Ask a Few Quick Follow-up Statements KALAMAZOO, Mich. — Today at the Kalamazoo Comic Con, Buffy the Vampire Slayer fan Gregg Monson was prevented from asking several follow-up statements at a…
November 25, 2017 All-Woman Reboot of XCOM 2 Squad Also Dies Immediately All-Woman Reboot of XCOM 2 Squad Also Dies Immediately SEATTLE — Frustrated after her all-male XCOM 2 squad died yet again during a “Terror” mission, Salma Kurtz decided to re-imagine her squad as a…
November 10, 2017 Sony Approves Settlers of Catan Movie Budget of 8,000 Wood, 9,000 Sheep, 4,000 Ore, 5,000 Wheat, 9,000 Brick Sony Approves Settlers of Catan Movie Budget of 8,000 Wood, 9,000 Sheep, 4,000 Ore, 5,000 Wheat, 9,000 Brick LOS ANGELES — Sony has approved a substantial budget for the upcoming Settlers of Catan movie, after much deliberation over sheep, wood, ore, wheat, and…
October 30, 2017 Woman Who Likes the Silmarillion Also Really Hard to Read Woman Who Likes the Silmarillion Also Really Hard to Read BOULDER, Colo. — A local Tolkien fan who loves the Silmarillion has been described by friends and acquaintances as a bit of a tough read…
