November 5, 2019 Ah, Shit: We Forgot to Review ‘Game of Thrones’ Ah, Shit: We Forgot to Review ‘Game of Thrones’ Winter has come, the bells have tolled, and now our watch has ended. Game of Thrones, the fantasy juggernaut that launched HBO into the streaming…
May 14, 2019 Tokyo City Council Cuts High School’s Funding, Citing Failure to Produce Single Demon-Slaying Übermensch Tokyo City Council Cuts High School’s Funding, Citing Failure to Produce Single Demon-Slaying Übermensch TOKYO — The annual budget of Shippai Preparatory Academy has been reduced due to the school’s failure to adequately prepare students for national exams, athletic…
January 28, 2019 Report: First Person to Play Death Stranding May Have Already Been Born Report: First Person to Play Death Stranding May Have Already Been Born STANFORD, Calif. — The first person to play Kojima Productions’ long-awaited game Death Stranding may already be alive, according to a team of scientists at…
September 5, 2018 Representation Win: Netflix Casts Actual Emotionless Mutant as Geralt of Rivia Representation Win: Netflix Casts Actual Emotionless Mutant as Geralt of Rivia LOS ANGELES — Advocates for representation in media rejoiced today after Netflix announced that Geralt of Rivia, the famously stoic protagonist of the upcoming Witcher…
October 5, 2017 Man in Line for Blade Runner 2049 Already Prefers Director’s Cut Man in Line for Blade Runner 2049 Already Prefers Director’s Cut DENVER — Self-proclaimed film buff Logan Dwyer announced that the theatrical release of Blade Runner 2049 is inferior to the director’s cut, while still waiting…
August 15, 2017 New America’s Army Drone Warfare Expansion Features Suspiciously Lifelike Graphics New America’s Army Drone Warfare Expansion Features Suspiciously Lifelike Graphics SAN DIEGO, Cali. — Aerial Domination, the new drone-themed expansion pack for the Army-sponsored military shooter America’s Army, has earned acclaim for its bleeding-edge graphics,…
