Ed Smith

Ed Smith

Organizers of Martial Arts Tournament Didn’t Say Anything About a Fucking BearOrganizers of Martial Arts Tournament Didn’t Say Anything About a Fucking Bear

Organizers of Martial Arts Tournament Didn’t Say Anything About Fucking Bear

TOKYO — A former MMA champion officially withdrew from an international martial arts competition yesterday after a brutal mauling from…

4 years ago
Next Kingdom Hearts Game to Feature all the Racist Cats from ‘The Aristocats’Next Kingdom Hearts Game to Feature all the Racist Cats from ‘The Aristocats’

Next Kingdom Hearts Game to Feature all the Racist Cats from ‘The Aristocats’

TOKYO — In honor of the classic Disney film’s 50th anniversary, publisher Square-Enix announced in a press release today that…

5 years ago
Twitter User Cancels 20 Others Before Turning the Cancel on HimselfTwitter User Cancels 20 Others Before Turning the Cancel on Himself

Twitter User Cancels 20 Others Before Turning the Cancel on Himself

LOS ANGELES — Local Twitter user Frederick Peterson, better known by his handle @freddiepeteyboy682, went on a tragic cancel spree…

5 years ago
Vast, Empty Field Elects New MayorVast, Empty Field Elects New Mayor

Vast, Empty Field Elects New Mayor

NEWCITY02 — Voters have apparently grown tired of living in a featureless meadow, as a first-time runner has secured a…

5 years ago