Devin Pacholik

Resident Evil Netflix Series Hires Terrible Camera Operators for Accuracy

LOS ANGELES — With Netflix recently greenlighting a series based on Capcom’s Resident Evil video games, the streaming platform assured…

4 years ago

Breaking With Tradition: Pope Francis Unveils Extensive Vatican Hentai Collection

VATICAN CITY — Tens of thousands of tourists from around the world are flocking to Vatican City to bear witness to the…

6 years ago

Fans Complain New Swastika-Shaped CS:GO Gun Barrel Lowers Antisemitism Skill Curve

BELLEVUE, Wash. — Some players of the popular first-person shooter Counter Strike: Global Offensive are outraged following a new update…

7 years ago

VICE Writer Turns Windows 3D Pipes Screensaver Into Bong for Sick-Ass Article

BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Reportedly running out of ideas, tech journalist Ben Henrik published an in-depth guide on how to make…

7 years ago