October 26, 2018 New Ken Burns Documentary Based on Letters Sent Home by Rockstar Employees New Ken Burns Documentary Based on Letters Sent Home by Rockstar Employees Red Dead Development, a new Ken Burns documentary detailing the grueling work conditions at Rockstar during the development process of Red Dead Redemption 2. Watch an…
August 1, 2018 New Battle Royale Game Allows Gamers to Play as One of 100 Battle Royale Games New Battle Royale Game Allows Gamers to Play as One of 100 Battle Royale Games IRVINE, Calif. — On Wednesday, video game developer Uncommon Systems announced a new battle royale game Battle Royale: Battle Royale which allows players to play…
June 25, 2018 ACLU Publicly Drops Support for First Amendment After Discovering Sonic Fan Art ACLU Publicly Drops Support for First Amendment After Discovering Sonic Fan Art NEW YORK — In a press conference today, American Civil Liberties Union president Susan N. Herman announced that the organization will “reconsider and reexamine” its…
May 8, 2018 Guy Who Can Tell Difference Between 60 and 100 FPS Lies About Other Stuff Too Guy Who Can Tell Difference Between 60 and 100 FPS Lies About Other Stuff Too FERNDALE, Wash. — At a recent LAN party, local PC gamer and prolific liar Chris Hartigan incorrectly suggested he could tell the difference between 60…
April 30, 2018 Terrified MIT Computer Scientists Hide From Roomba Hacked to Run DOOM Terrified MIT Computer Scientists Hide From Roomba Hacked to Run DOOM CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — Several graduate students associated with the Massachusetts Institute of Technology’s Media Lab have taken shelter in a supply closet after a Roomba…
February 16, 2018 Here’s a Helpful Rundown of Dark Souls Lore for You Pathetic Nintendo Casuals Here’s a Helpful Rundown of Dark Souls Lore for You Pathetic Nintendo Casuals Dark Souls is coming out for the Nintendo Switch despite the fact Nintendo consoles are only for children. I would question FromSoftware’s decision to honor…
February 5, 2018 Mario Sent into Existential Crisis After Losing Go-Kart Race to Baby Version of Self Mario Sent into Existential Crisis After Losing Go-Kart Race to Baby Version of Self MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Following the first race of this year’s 150cc Star Cup, Mario was sent into an existential crisis, having finished several places behind…
November 23, 2017 EVE Online Player Accidentally Becomes Certified Accountant EVE Online Player Accidentally Becomes Certified Accountant KIRKLAND, Wash. — After embarking on several EVE Online missions, Clark Kirchner accidentally passed the Uniform Certified Public Accountant Examination, allowing him to practice accounting…
August 24, 2017 Trump Enlists Lazy Video Game Designers to Build Invisible Wall Along Mexican Border Trump Enlists Lazy Video Game Designers to Build Invisible Wall Along Mexican Border BELLEVUE, Wash. — Video game developer Rare have announced a new project in partnership with the White House to build a immeasurably high invisible wall…
