David Tyler

David Tyler

Greg Announces ‘Greg Now’ Streaming Service to Feature Exclusive Greg ContentGreg Announces ‘Greg Now’ Streaming Service to Feature Exclusive Greg Content

Greg Announces ‘Greg Now’ Streaming Service to Feature Exclusive Greg Content

LOS ANGELES — At a packed press conference today in front of Grauman’s Theatre, Greg announced a new streaming service,…

6 years ago
Leather Jacket-Clad ‘Titanfall 2’ Knew You’d Come Crawling BackLeather Jacket-Clad ‘Titanfall 2’ Knew You’d Come Crawling Back

Leather Jacket-Clad ‘Titanfall 2’ Knew You’d Come Crawling Back

LOS ANGELES — On the heels of the success of Apex Legends, thousands of players have returned to Respawn Entertainment's…

6 years ago
Gaming Comedy Podcast Now Two Solid Hours of Incomprehensible Inside JokesGaming Comedy Podcast Now Two Solid Hours of Incomprehensible Inside Jokes

Gaming Comedy Podcast Now Two Solid Hours of Incomprehensible Inside Jokes

BOTHELL, Wash. — Skip Cutscene, a gaming podcast hosted by somewhere between two and eight men, as well as one…

6 years ago
Olimar Running Out of Tiny CoffinsOlimar Running Out of Tiny Coffins

Olimar Running Out of Tiny Coffins

DISTANT PLANET — At this week's mass funeral of some 614 Pikmin, Captain Olimar of the Hocotate Freight Corporation came…

6 years ago
USC’s Overwatch Team Made Up Entirely of Useless Children of CelebritiesUSC’s Overwatch Team Made Up Entirely of Useless Children of Celebrities

USC’s Overwatch Team Made Up Entirely of Useless Children of Celebrities

LOS ANGELES — It has come to light that USC's Overwatch team is made up entirely of the children of…

6 years ago
Opinion: Missile Upgrade Better Be Worth All This BullshitOpinion: Missile Upgrade Better Be Worth All This Bullshit

Opinion: Missile Upgrade Better Be Worth All This Bullshit

It's been a week now that I've been stranded here on planet QV9978 and I'm up to my eyeballs in…

6 years ago
Game Freak Unveils New Line-Up of Pokémon for You to Be Upset About, Old ManGame Freak Unveils New Line-Up of Pokémon for You to Be Upset About, Old Man

Game Freak Unveils New Line-Up of Pokémon for You to Be Upset About, Old Man

TOKYO — During a seven minute long press conference this morning, Game Freak, the makers of the popular Pokémon series of…

6 years ago
Man Spends 15-Minutes Assuring Date He’s a Fan of Nerd Thing But Not Weird About ItMan Spends 15-Minutes Assuring Date He’s a Fan of Nerd Thing But Not Weird About It

Man Spends 15-Minutes Assuring Date He’s Fan of Nerd Thing But Not Weird About It

EAST PALO ALTO, Calif. — While on a lunch date at Three Brothers Tacos, local nerd John Davis took a…

6 years ago
Opinion: My Son is Overpowered and Needs to be NerfedOpinion: My Son is Overpowered and Needs to be Nerfed

Opinion: My Son is Overpowered and Needs to be Nerfed

I have liked my son ever since he came out 18 years ago, and I've been competitive on the parent…

7 years ago