David Tyler

Greg Announces ‘Greg Now’ Streaming Service to Feature Exclusive Greg Content

LOS ANGELES — At a packed press conference today in front of Grauman’s Theatre, Greg announced a new streaming service,…

6 years ago

Leather Jacket-Clad ‘Titanfall 2’ Knew You’d Come Crawling Back

LOS ANGELES — On the heels of the success of Apex Legends, thousands of players have returned to Respawn Entertainment's…

6 years ago

Gaming Comedy Podcast Now Two Solid Hours of Incomprehensible Inside Jokes

BOTHELL, Wash. — Skip Cutscene, a gaming podcast hosted by somewhere between two and eight men, as well as one…

6 years ago

Olimar Running Out of Tiny Coffins

DISTANT PLANET — At this week's mass funeral of some 614 Pikmin, Captain Olimar of the Hocotate Freight Corporation came…

6 years ago

USC’s Overwatch Team Made Up Entirely of Useless Children of Celebrities

LOS ANGELES — It has come to light that USC's Overwatch team is made up entirely of the children of…

6 years ago

Opinion: Missile Upgrade Better Be Worth All This Bullshit

It's been a week now that I've been stranded here on planet QV9978 and I'm up to my eyeballs in…

6 years ago

Game Freak Unveils New Line-Up of Pokémon for You to Be Upset About, Old Man

TOKYO — During a seven minute long press conference this morning, Game Freak, the makers of the popular Pokémon series of…

6 years ago

Man Spends 15-Minutes Assuring Date He’s Fan of Nerd Thing But Not Weird About It

EAST PALO ALTO, Calif. — While on a lunch date at Three Brothers Tacos, local nerd John Davis took a…

6 years ago

Opinion: My Son is Overpowered and Needs to be Nerfed

I have liked my son ever since he came out 18 years ago, and I've been competitive on the parent…

6 years ago