January 2, 2021 Elon Musk Unveils New Single Person Hyperloop Elon Musk Unveils New Single Person Hyperloop AMIGARA — In a press conference today, Boring Company founder Elon Musk unveiled the latest redesign of his Hyperloop transportation system designed to transport a…
October 23, 2019 ‘Luigi’s Mansion 3’ Review: Gooigi is a Welcome Addition to Nintendo’s Many Heretical Affronts to God ‘Luigi’s Mansion 3’ Review: Gooigi is a Welcome Addition to Nintendo’s Many Heretical Affronts to God Despite the best efforts of an army of Jesuit priests, Luigi’s Mansion 3 comes out this week, and with it comes another a flagrant affront…
October 5, 2019 Wendy’s Releases Twenty-Sided Bacon Cheeseburger Wendy’s Releases Twenty-Sided Bacon Cheeseburger DUBLIN, Ohio – In a press conference today, Wendy’s announced a new twenty-sided bacon cheeseburger which will be released later this month to tie in…
August 20, 2019 Activision Developer Just Gonna Name Another Kid ‘Dave’ Activision Developer Just Gonna Name Another Kid ‘Dave’ IRVINE, Calif. — Senior Activision level designer Pete Matthews has decided to just go ahead and name his eighth child Dave, a name shared by…
July 2, 2019 Nostalgic Bill Gates Visits Garage Where He First Had Idea to Be Born Rich Nostalgic Bill Gates Visits Garage Where He First Had Idea to Be Born Rich SEATTLE — Technology visionary, entrepreneur, and formerly the world’s richest man Bill Gates recently visited the garage in which he first had the idea to…
June 26, 2019 Podcast Fan Certain He Would Be Best Friends With Host If He Could Just Nail Down Address Podcast Fan Certain He Would Be Best Friends With Host If He Could Just Nail Down Address LOS ANGELES — Podcast fan Garth Hickman announced recently that he’s confident that he would be best friends with Zach Briggs, co-host of the popular…
June 10, 2019 Casey Hudson Visits Terminally Ill Teen to Tell Him in Person There Will Be No ‘KOTOR 3’ Casey Hudson Visits Terminally Ill Teen to Tell Him in Person There Will Be No ‘KOTOR 3’ BALTIMORE — As part of his involvement with the Make-A-Wish Foundation, BioWare General Manager Casey Hudson visited terminal bone cancer patient Todd Franklin, 16, in…
May 23, 2019 YouTube Video Essayist Spends 20 Minutes Explaining Concept of Hunger to Waiter Before Ordering YouTube Video Essayist Spends 20 Minutes Explaining Concept of Hunger to Waiter Before Ordering RENTON, Wash. — YouTube video essayist Rob Meyers, who has garnered thousands of views on his videos about film, television, and video games, took a…
April 25, 2019 How Thanos Erasing 50% of Gut Bacteria Would End Nearly All Human Life How Thanos Erasing 50% of Gut Bacteria Would End Nearly All Human Life Thanos just snapped his fingers and half of all life is erased in an instant. But… doesn’t that include gut bacteria? Here’s how the snap…
