August 13, 2018 Man Who “Dips Toe” Back Into World of Warcraft Quickly Loses Job, Friends, Apartment Man Who “Dips Toe” Back Into World of Warcraft Quickly Loses Job, Friends, Apartment SOUTH BEND, Ind. — Casual World of Warcraft fan Michael Andor reportedly told friends that he was just looking dip his toes back into the…
July 28, 2018 Desperate MoviePass CEO Responding to All Nigerian Prince Emails Desperate MoviePass CEO Responding to All Nigerian Prince Emails NEW YORK — Seeing his company’s stock price plummet and app temporarily taken down Thursday night due to running out of capital funds, MoviePass CEO…
July 17, 2018 Gamer Emotionally Connected With Video Game Story Wishes He Didn’t Jokingly Name Character ‘AssFace’ Gamer Emotionally Connected With Video Game Story Wishes He Didn’t Jokingly Name Character ‘AssFace’ DULUTH, Ga. — Gamer Aaron Hughes found himself openly weeping over a character he had named AssFace at the start of his first ever Final…
May 30, 2018 Movie Studios Get Into Bidding War Over Rights to Ruin ‘Saga’ Adaptation Movie Studios Get Into Bidding War Over Rights to Ruin ‘Saga’ Adaptation LOS ANGELES — Several major production studios are reportedly vying for the opportunity to make a sup-par film version of the Hugo Award winning comic…
May 14, 2018 Man Who Did Dishes Rewards Self With 8-Hour Gaming Binge Man Who Did Dishes Rewards Self With 8-Hour Gaming Binge DECATUR, Ga. — After local gamer Joe Massel spent thirty minutes washing a sinkful of dishes, he reportedly congratulated himself on completing the chore by…
April 23, 2018 Report: Man Would Understand If He Had Read the Manga Report: Man Would Understand If He Had Read the Manga TOWSON, Md. — Sources in the Baltimore anime community have confirmed that supposed Death March to the Parallel World Rhapsody fan John Gardner would not be…
March 23, 2018 World’s Biggest Final Fantasy Fan Almost Completed Some of the Games World’s Biggest Final Fantasy Fan Almost Completed Some of the Games ATHENS, Ga. — Final Fantasy fanatic Patrick Danielson is widely considered to be the world’s biggest fan of the extremely popular franchise; he created &…
March 21, 2018 Awkward Japanese Teenager Thinks American Culture Would Understand Him Awkward Japanese Teenager Thinks American Culture Would Understand Him TOKYO — Tokyo Metropolitan Shinjuku High School student Ayano Ishii plans to move to the United States directly after graduation, sources close to the teen…
January 23, 2018 Only Objective of Complicated Board Game is Accurately Setting It Up Only Objective of Complicated Board Game is Accurately Setting It Up INDIANAPOLIS — The Cyclopean Cycle, a board game so convoluted that players win by merely assembling it correctly, has become one of this year’s most anticipated…
