April 29, 2019 Teen Shipping Her Divorced Parents Teen Shipping Her Divorced Parents OKEMOS, Mich. — Sources report that Joanna Nowak, 13, has been playfully daydreaming about what might happen if there were a relationship between her two…
April 26, 2019 Nerd Couple Has Klingon-Themed Divorce Nerd Couple Has Klingon-Themed Divorce CLACKAMAS, Ore. — Citing irreconcilable differences, local Trekkies Paul and Lisa Ash went into painstaking detail to make sure that the dissolving of their ten…
April 18, 2019 Michael Moore Makes Scathing Documentary About SimCity You Abandoned 16 Years Ago Michael Moore Makes Scathing Documentary About SimCity You Abandoned 16 Years Ago CHICAGO — Controversial documentarian Michael Moore premiered his newest film at the Gene Siskel Film Center over the weekend to a standing ovation. The film,…
April 17, 2019 We Just Sponsored an Overwatch Team! Or Gave a Bunch of Random Teens $5,000 We Just Sponsored an Overwatch Team! Or Gave a Bunch of Random Teens $5,000 Hard Drive is excited to share some huge news: we have become part owners of an Overwatch League eSports team! At least, we think we…
March 28, 2019 Harry Potter Now Receiving Donation Requests From Hogwarts Harry Potter Now Receiving Donation Requests From Hogwarts LONDON — ‘The Boy Who Lived’ and now-famous Auror Harry Potter has reportedly been inundated by donation request owls from his alma mater, Hogwarts School…
March 11, 2019 Struggling Barnes & Noble Adds Hentai Section Behind Beaded Curtain Struggling Barnes & Noble Adds Hentai Section Behind Beaded Curtain NEW YORK — Barnes & Noble announced today that they will be adding a backroom hentai section to their stores in an effort to boost…
March 7, 2019 We Got an Advanced Copy of MLB The Show 19 But None of Us Are Really Sports People We Got an Advanced Copy of MLB The Show 19 But None of Us Are Really Sports People Sony Interactive Entertainment was kind enough to send our staff a copy of their upcoming game MLB The Show 19 for review, but we didn’t…
February 11, 2019 New Economic Report Shows 95% of “Work-From-Home” Productivity Occurred During Kingdom Hearts 3 Cutscenes New Economic Report Shows 95% of “Work-From-Home” Productivity Occurred During Kingdom Hearts 3 Cutscenes WASHINGTON — A study from economic think tank Brown Institution reports that almost all work done within households during the recent “polar vortex” was completed…
November 19, 2018 Father Briefly Proud When Son Tells Him He’s Getting Into Deck Building Father Briefly Proud When Son Tells Him He’s Getting Into Deck Building INVERNESS, Colo. — Feelings of pride and unity briefly filled the home of the Grantham family yesterday, following a misunderstanding about what 15 year-old Marc…
