June 6, 2020 Study Warns That ‘Avatar: The Last Airbender’ Is Gateway Into Harder, More Dangerous Anime Study Warns That ‘Avatar: The Last Airbender’ Is Gateway Into Harder, More Dangerous Anime STANFORD, Calif. — A study out of Stanford University shows a direct correlation between watching the Nickelodeon show Avatar: The Last Airbender and an increased…
May 23, 2020 Man Only Watches Anime for the Food Man Only Watches Anime for the Food SYOSSET, N.Y. — Self-described otaku Eric Campbell admitted recently that he only watches anime for their delicious depictions of food, sources confirmed. “I can’t tell…
February 10, 2020 Celebrating A24 Executive Just Assumed Parasite Was Theirs Celebrating A24 Executive Just Assumed Parasite Was Theirs LOS ANGELES — A24 executive Steven Frank was ecstatic about the momentous Best Picture win at the Oscars for South Korean film Parasite until he…
January 26, 2020 Friends Tearfully Loot Gamer’s Corpse at Funeral to Pay Respects Friends Tearfully Loot Gamer’s Corpse at Funeral to Pay Respects SAN FRANCISCO — Friends of deceased gamer Paul Wesley came together yesterday evening for an open-casket viewing at Adam’s Funeral Home, where they shared stories…
December 28, 2019 Historians Now Believe Roman Empire Fell Because You Didn’t Build a Tower Right Here Historians Now Believe Roman Empire Fell Because You Didn’t Build a Tower Right Here ROME — Archaeologists excavating in the outskirts of Rome made a startling discovery earlier this week that completely rewrites preconceived notions of what caused the…
December 25, 2019 Opinion: All 172 Episodes of ‘Star Trek: Voyager’ Are a Christmas Movie Opinion: All 172 Episodes of ‘Star Trek: Voyager’ Are a Christmas Movie Another holiday season is upon us and with it comes the yearly internet argument about whether or not all 7,740 hours of the landmark science…
December 6, 2019 Stephen King Bangs Out ‘The Winds of Winter’ on a Tuesday for Shits and Giggles Stephen King Bangs Out ‘The Winds of Winter’ on a Tuesday for Shits and Giggles BANGOR, Maine — Prolific horror writer Stephen King reportedly penned the long-anticipated sixth book in George R. R. Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire…
November 3, 2019 Joker Overtakes Pulp Fiction in Dorm Room Poster Rankings Joker Overtakes Pulp Fiction in Dorm Room Poster Rankings NEW YORK — The wall decor world was stunned this week when the American Poster Society revealed that 2019’s Joker has already overtaken Quentin Tarantino’s…
October 6, 2019 Catwoman Reminds Comic Con Hookup That After This Weekend Their Relationship Is No Longer Canon Catwoman Reminds Comic Con Hookup That After This Weekend Their Relationship Is No Longer Canon NEW YORK — Erica Matthison, a New York Comic Con attendee dressed as Catwoman, reportedly told her con hookup late last night that their relationship…
