August 30, 2020 Superman Banishes General Zod to Tucker Carlson Guest Box Superman Banishes General Zod to Tucker Carlson Guest Box METROPOLIS — After a brutal and bloody battle through the downtown section of the city, Superman defeated the ruthless General Zod and vanquished him to…
August 10, 2020 $300 Editing Software Purchased to Make Simpsons Shitposts $300 Editing Software Purchased to Make Simpsons Shitposts NEW YORK — Aspiring comedian Archie Brewer reportedly spent upwards of $300 on high-end video editing software in a bid to become one of the…
July 25, 2020 Gamer Dad Proudly Shows Off Son’s PlayStation Trophies Gamer Dad Proudly Shows Off Son’s PlayStation Trophies AVON, Conn. — Local gamer and father Byron Phelps proudly flaunted his son Bradley’s video game talents in front of the boy’s new girlfriend by…
July 23, 2020 Man Expected to Remember What Happened in Comic Book He Read a Month Ago Man Expected to Remember What Happened in Comic Book He Read a Month Ago RIDGEWOOD, N.J. — Local comic book enthusiast Casey Little was frustrated and slightly offended that the writers of his favorite comic books expect him to…
July 3, 2020 Husband Critiques Accuracy of Wife’s Sexy Slave Leia Outfit to Orgasm Husband Critiques Accuracy of Wife’s Sexy Slave Leia Outfit to Orgasm DECATUR, Ga. — Local husband and self-described Star Wars aficionado Benny Butler critiqued a ‘sexy Slave Leia’ costume his wife, Erica Butler, had purchased to…
June 29, 2020 Man Trying to Binge All Star Trek Controversies Man Trying to Binge All Star Trek Controversies CARMEL, Ind. — Using the ample time that has been provided to him due to quarantine and work-from-home, local resident Derek Carter sat down to…
June 23, 2020 Chinese Film Panders to Americans With Chase Sequence Through Downtown Branson, Missouri Chinese Film Panders to Americans With Chase Sequence Through Downtown Branson, Missouri SHANGHAI — One scene in the well-received Chinese film Guardians of the North is being called out for pandering to American audiences due to the…
June 19, 2020 ‘FF7 Remake’ Only $60 If You Don’t Count the $300 PS4 ‘FF7 Remake’ Only $60 If You Don’t Count the $300 PS4 TOKYO — Square Enix released a high-quality remaster of its epic classic Final Fantasy 7 at the reasonable price of $60 USD, assuming you don’t…
June 9, 2020 Red Letter Media Accidentally Posts Four-Hour Video Lambasting ‘Black Widow’ Six Months Prior to Film’s Release Red Letter Media Accidentally Posts Four-Hour Video Lambasting ‘Black Widow’ Six Months Prior to Film’s Release MILWAUKEE, Wis. — In what is being seen as a huge gaffe, popular YouTube channel Red Letter Media accidentally uploaded its harsh critique of the…
