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Mortal Kombat Adds New Fatality Where You Cancel Your Opponent on Social MediaMortal Kombat Adds New Fatality Where You Cancel Your Opponent on Social Media

Mortal Kombat Adds New Fatality Where You Cancel Your Opponent on Social Media

CHICAGO — NetherRealm Studios announced the next Mortal Kombat 11 patch will give every character a brand-new finishing move that…

6 years ago
Man Selects Formal N7 Hoodie For Second DateMan Selects Formal N7 Hoodie For Second Date

Man Selects Formal N7 Hoodie For Second Date

SAN FRANCISCO — After several minutes of quiet deliberation, local single man Vann Beckers, 29, has settled on wearing a…

6 years ago
Guitar Hero Controller Relocated From Closet to GarageGuitar Hero Controller Relocated From Closet to Garage

Guitar Hero Controller Relocated From Closet to Garage

SACRAMENTO, Calif. — After years of taking up space inside the back of his living room closet, 29-year-old Adam Parker…

7 years ago
New Layer of Dust Coming to Wii UNew Layer of Dust Coming to Wii U

New Layer of Dust Coming to Wii U

KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo has announced that a collected mass of outdoor minerals and human skin cells will soon be…

7 years ago
“Guy Who Only Wants to Play Melee” Added to Smash Bros Roster“Guy Who Only Wants to Play Melee” Added to Smash Bros Roster

“Guy Who Only Wants to Play Melee” Added to Smash Bros Roster

KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo revealed today that the newest addition to the roster of the upcoming Nintendo Switch Super Smash Bros…

7 years ago
Hour 117 of RPG Reportedly Where Things Really Get GoingHour 117 of RPG Reportedly Where Things Really Get Going

Hour 117 of RPG Reportedly Where Things Really Get Going

BERKELEY, Calif. — The latest big- budget role-playing game “Yuri: Stars of the Fathers” apparently hits its stride at the…

8 years ago