June 10, 2019 Mortal Kombat Adds New Fatality Where You Cancel Your Opponent on Social Media Mortal Kombat Adds New Fatality Where You Cancel Your Opponent on Social Media CHICAGO — NetherRealm Studios announced the next Mortal Kombat 11 patch will give every character a brand-new finishing move that savagely ends the losing Kombatant…
May 9, 2019 Man Selects Formal N7 Hoodie For Second Date Man Selects Formal N7 Hoodie For Second Date SAN FRANCISCO — After several minutes of quiet deliberation, local single man Vann Beckers, 29, has settled on wearing a black Mass Effect Deluxe N7…
May 25, 2018 Guitar Hero Controller Relocated From Closet to Garage Guitar Hero Controller Relocated From Closet to Garage SACRAMENTO, Calif. — After years of taking up space inside the back of his living room closet, 29-year-old Adam Parker rediscovered the plastic guitar controller…
April 8, 2018 New Layer of Dust Coming to Wii U New Layer of Dust Coming to Wii U KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo has announced that a collected mass of outdoor minerals and human skin cells will soon be coming to its fourth most…
March 10, 2018 “Guy Who Only Wants to Play Melee” Added to Smash Bros Roster “Guy Who Only Wants to Play Melee” Added to Smash Bros Roster KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo revealed today that the newest addition to the roster of the upcoming Nintendo Switch Super Smash Bros release will be a guy…
January 7, 2018 Hour 117 of RPG Reportedly Where Things Really Get Going Hour 117 of RPG Reportedly Where Things Really Get Going BERKELEY, Calif. — The latest big- budget role-playing game “Yuri: Stars of the Fathers” apparently hits its stride at the 117 hour mark, according to…
