Connor McGarry

Review: ‘Spider-Man: No Way Home’ Is Packed With Thrilling Surprises If You Haven’t Used the Internet Single Time Since 2020

The Marvel Cinematic Universe is known for heartrending, multi-movie story arcs and shocking plot twists hidden in bonus scenes. As…

3 years ago

Gamer Praises Replayability of Game He Played Exactly Once

SPRINGFIELD, Miss. — Local man Jonah Baker has been recommending hit stealth game Dishonored 2 to all of his friends…

3 years ago

Cat Decides 4 a.m. Good Time to Grind Out ‘Cat Tree to Kitchen Counter’ Any% Speedrun

NEW YORK — Local cat and speedrunning phenom Razputin has reportedly been grinding out apartment speedruns each morning at 4…

3 years ago

Sony and Criterion Announce Team Up to Release Entire Collection on PSP UMDs

NEW YORK — In a special broadcast from the Criterion Closet, Sony Interactive Entertainment CEO and President Jim Ryan announced…

4 years ago

Skyrim ‘Pandemic Update’ Increases Shout Damage by 1,000 Percent

ROCKVILLE, Md. — Bethesda Softworks announced a new “Pandemic Update” for their hit RPG, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, in…

5 years ago

Alfonso Cuarón Announces Roma Pinball Machine

LONDON — At a surprise press conference this morning, acclaimed filmmaker Alfonso Cuarón announced his newest project: a pinball machine…

5 years ago

Nintendo Holds 12 Hour Meeting to Decide if Company Can Survive Selling ‘Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze’ for Less Than $60

KYOTO, Japan — In an effort to quickly come to a decision on an urgent matter, high-ranking employees of Nintendo…

5 years ago

Circus Level Inexplicably Pulling Double Duty as Water Level

PHOENIX — Local resident Shauna Johnson was playing the newest hit indie platformer when she made a shocking discovery: a…

6 years ago