Connor McGarry

Connor McGarry

Review: ‘Spider-Man: No Way Home’ Is Packed With Thrilling Surprises If You Haven’t Used the Internet a Single Time Since 2020Review: ‘Spider-Man: No Way Home’ Is Packed With Thrilling Surprises If You Haven’t Used the Internet a Single Time Since 2020

Review: ‘Spider-Man: No Way Home’ Is Packed With Thrilling Surprises If You Haven’t Used the Internet Single Time Since 2020

The Marvel Cinematic Universe is known for heartrending, multi-movie story arcs and shocking plot twists hidden in bonus scenes. As…

4 years ago
Gamer Praises Replayability of Game He Played Exactly OnceGamer Praises Replayability of Game He Played Exactly Once

Gamer Praises Replayability of Game He Played Exactly Once

SPRINGFIELD, Miss. — Local man Jonah Baker has been recommending hit stealth game Dishonored 2 to all of his friends…

4 years ago
Cat Decides 4 a.m. Good Time to Grind Out ‘Cat Tree to Kitchen Counter’ Any% SpeedrunCat Decides 4 a.m. Good Time to Grind Out ‘Cat Tree to Kitchen Counter’ Any% Speedrun

Cat Decides 4 a.m. Good Time to Grind Out ‘Cat Tree to Kitchen Counter’ Any% Speedrun

NEW YORK — Local cat and speedrunning phenom Razputin has reportedly been grinding out apartment speedruns each morning at 4…

4 years ago
Sony and Criterion Announce Team Up to Release Entire Collection on PSP UMDsSony and Criterion Announce Team Up to Release Entire Collection on PSP UMDs

Sony and Criterion Announce Team Up to Release Entire Collection on PSP UMDs

NEW YORK — In a special broadcast from the Criterion Closet, Sony Interactive Entertainment CEO and President Jim Ryan announced…

4 years ago
Skyrim ‘Pandemic Update’ Increases Shout Damage by 1,000 PercentSkyrim ‘Pandemic Update’ Increases Shout Damage by 1,000 Percent

Skyrim ‘Pandemic Update’ Increases Shout Damage by 1,000 Percent

ROCKVILLE, Md. — Bethesda Softworks announced a new “Pandemic Update” for their hit RPG, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, in…

5 years ago
Alfonso Cuarón Announces Roma Pinball MachineAlfonso Cuarón Announces Roma Pinball Machine

Alfonso Cuarón Announces Roma Pinball Machine

LONDON — At a surprise press conference this morning, acclaimed filmmaker Alfonso Cuarón announced his newest project: a pinball machine…

6 years ago
Nintendo Holds 12 Hour Meeting to Decide if Company Can Survive Selling ‘Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze’ for Less Than $60Nintendo Holds 12 Hour Meeting to Decide if Company Can Survive Selling ‘Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze’ for Less Than $60

Nintendo Holds 12 Hour Meeting to Decide if Company Can Survive Selling ‘Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze’ for Less Than $60

KYOTO, Japan — In an effort to quickly come to a decision on an urgent matter, high-ranking employees of Nintendo…

6 years ago
Circus Level Inexplicably Pulling Double Duty as Water LevelCircus Level Inexplicably Pulling Double Duty as Water Level

Circus Level Inexplicably Pulling Double Duty as Water Level

PHOENIX — Local resident Shauna Johnson was playing the newest hit indie platformer when she made a shocking discovery: a…

6 years ago