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Pokémon GO Player and Bird Watcher Silently Pity Each Other in Park

ST. LOUIS — Bird watcher Daniel Allen and avid Pokémon GO player Jonathan Meyer could be seen silently pitying one…

3 years ago

The Green Knight Review: You Know What, I’m Actually Curious To Hear Your Thoughts First

The Green Knight, David Lowery’s new film under the A24 banner adapting the legendary Arthurian tale, is — you know…

3 years ago

Conan O’Brien Delivers Tearful Goodbye to Family Before Running 15 Minute Errand

BRENTWOOD — After a morning spent baking at his Los Angeles home, comedian and talk show host Conan O’Brien broke…

3 years ago

Aunt Beru Pretty Sure Anakin in Some Kind of Cult

TATOOINE — Upon meeting him for the first time, Beru Whitesun started to suspect that her fiancé Owen Lars' step…

3 years ago

Vengeful Publicist Suggests Hot Ones

NEW YORK — After years of emotional abuse and humiliation from his client Timothée Chalamet, publicist Michael Stagg has reportedly…

3 years ago

Man Receives Emails From Taco Bell

OLMSTED FALLS, Ohio — Local man Eric Anderle has reportedly received hundreds of promotional emails from Mexican-inspired fast food chain…

4 years ago

J.J. Abrams-Directed Episode of Mandalorian Reveals Wait No His Name Actually Is Baby Yoda

SAN FRANCISCO — The J.J. Abrams helmed season finale of The Mandaorian has revealed that the name of the adorable…

4 years ago

Boyfriend Knows Name of Actress From AT&T Commercial

ST. LOUIS — Local boyfriend Evan Rowe revealed to his girlfriend, Kate Loar, that he knows the name of the…

4 years ago

The Avengers Furlough Hawkeye

ESOPUS, N.Y.  — The Avengers announced today that they will be making furloughs in order to assist with the gradual…

5 years ago