December 11, 2021 Pokémon GO Player and Bird Watcher Silently Pity Each Other in Park Pokémon GO Player and Bird Watcher Silently Pity Each Other in Park ST. LOUIS — Bird watcher Daniel Allen and avid Pokémon GO player Jonathan Meyer could be seen silently pitying one another from a distance in…
August 31, 2021 The Green Knight Review: You Know What, I’m Actually Curious To Hear Your Thoughts First The Green Knight Review: You Know What, I’m Actually Curious To Hear Your Thoughts First The Green Knight, David Lowery’s new film under the A24 banner adapting the legendary Arthurian tale, is — you know what? I already know what…
August 9, 2021 Conan O’Brien Delivers Tearful Goodbye to Family Before Running 15 Minute Errand Conan O’Brien Delivers Tearful Goodbye to Family Before Running 15 Minute Errand BRENTWOOD — After a morning spent baking at his Los Angeles home, comedian and talk show host Conan O’Brien broke down while announcing to his…
July 29, 2021 Aunt Beru Pretty Sure Anakin in Some Kind of Cult Aunt Beru Pretty Sure Anakin in Some Kind of Cult TATOOINE — Upon meeting him for the first time, Beru Whitesun started to suspect that her fiancé Owen Lars’ step brother Anakin Skywalker was deeply…
July 5, 2021 Vengeful Publicist Suggests Hot Ones Vengeful Publicist Suggests Hot Ones NEW YORK — After years of emotional abuse and humiliation from his client Timothée Chalamet, publicist Michael Stagg has reportedly booked the actor to guest…
March 3, 2021 Man Receives Emails From Taco Bell Man Receives Emails From Taco Bell OLMSTED FALLS, Ohio — Local man Eric Anderle has reportedly received hundreds of promotional emails from Mexican-inspired fast food chain Taco Bell over the course…
December 18, 2020 J.J. Abrams-Directed Episode of Mandalorian Reveals Wait No His Name Actually Is Baby Yoda J.J. Abrams-Directed Episode of Mandalorian Reveals Wait No His Name Actually Is Baby Yoda SAN FRANCISCO — The J.J. Abrams helmed season finale of The Mandaorian has revealed that the name of the adorable creature that viewers are fixated…
August 17, 2020 Boyfriend Knows Name of Actress From AT&T Commercial Boyfriend Knows Name of Actress From AT&T Commercial ST. LOUIS — Local boyfriend Evan Rowe revealed to his girlfriend, Kate Loar, that he knows the name of the actress from the AT&T commercial…
June 22, 2020 The Avengers Furlough Hawkeye The Avengers Furlough Hawkeye ESOPUS, N.Y. — The Avengers announced today that they will be making furloughs in order to assist with the gradual reopening of the Avengers Initiative,…
