August 28, 2018 Sony Announces ‘PaRappa the SoundCloud Rapper’ Sony Announces ‘PaRappa the SoundCloud Rapper’ TOKYO, Japan — In a press release this morning, Sony announced that a new edition of PaRappa the Rapper geared towards modern audiences, PaRappa the…
August 2, 2018 Bible Scholars Reveal Jesus Christ Played Shit-Ton of Mario Party Bible Scholars Reveal Jesus Christ Played Shit-Ton of Mario Party VATICAN CITY — Bible Scholars have determined that Jesus Christ’s hand injuries, previously thought to have been caused by crucifixion, were actually the result of…
June 14, 2018 E3 is an Outdated and Unnecessary Industry Circlejerk, Reports Website Denied Press Pass E3 is an Outdated and Unnecessary Industry Circlejerk, Reports Website Denied Press Pass While E3 was once the shining mecca of Video Game Journalism, with the prevalence of new media and direct developer-to-consumer communication there is simply no…
May 19, 2018 Man With Super Mario Ringtone Still Waiting for First Phone Call Man With Super Mario Ringtone Still Waiting for First Phone Call TAMPA, Fla. — Local sources report that Brian Turner, 26, is still eagerly awaiting his first phone call since changing his ringtone to the iconic…
