May 15, 2019 New YouTube Series Asks ‘Is It Possible to Beat Super Mario 64 Without Making an Elaborate Video About It?’ New YouTube Series Asks ‘Is It Possible to Beat Super Mario 64 Without Making an Elaborate Video About It?’ BUFFALO, N.Y. — YouTuber Jimothy Faux-Machine released the first video of a new 7-part series that asks if it is possible to beat Super Mario…
April 21, 2019 11 Easter Eggs You Might Have Missed at the Easter Egg Hunt 11 Easter Eggs You Might Have Missed at the Easter Egg Hunt After months of anticipation, the First Presbyterian Church of Lakeland Community Easter Egg Hunt premiered this morning to massive acclaim. Critics and audiences alike are…
April 15, 2019 SonicFox Challenged by Edgier, Brooding Rival ShadowWolf SonicFox Challenged by Edgier, Brooding Rival ShadowWolf LOS ANGELES — In a surprise moment during the winner’s bracket semi-finals of a regional Dragon Ball FighterZ tournament between Dominique “SonicFox” McLean and another player,…
April 14, 2019 Developer Really Hoping You Forgot About Those Kickstarter Rewards Developer Really Hoping You Forgot About Those Kickstarter Rewards LEBANON, Ky. — The development team behind the upcoming indie game ALBATROSS, which received a huge influx of cash from a successful Kickstarter campaign more…
March 1, 2019 Marine Throws Away Magazine With 29/30 Bullets Just In Case Marine Throws Away Magazine With 29/30 Bullets Just In Case KABUL, Afghanistan — Journalists embedded with a U.S. Marine unit in Afghanistan have recently uncovered millions of dollars in wasteful military spending due to excessive…
February 20, 2019 DNC Struggling to Pick a Main DNC Struggling to Pick a Main WASHINGTON — The Democratic National Committee is reportedly struggling to decide on a main ahead of the 2020 election now that Bernie Sanders is confirmed…
February 1, 2019 J.K. Rowling Reveals That You, The Reader, Were Gay All Along J.K. Rowling Reveals That You, The Reader, Were Gay All Along LONDON, U.K. — In a controversial Tweet this morning, Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling revealed that you, the reader, have been gay ever since the…
November 4, 2018 Amazon’s ‘The Wheel of Time’ Series to Be 328 Seasons Long Amazon’s ‘The Wheel of Time’ Series to Be 328 Seasons Long SANTA MONICA, Calif. — After greenlighting a TV adaptation of Robert Jordan’s high-fantasy series The Wheel Of Time, Amazon Studios announced they are committed to…
October 16, 2018 Nintendo Execs Celebrate 100 Million Gamers Who Say They Should Get a Switch Nintendo Execs Celebrate 100 Million Gamers Who Say They Should Get a Switch REDMOND, Wash. — Nintendo of America COO Reggie Fils-Aime announced today that Nintendo has achieved record-breaking theoretical sales from 100 million gamers who say they…
