December 18, 2019 Office Worker Doesn’t Notice He’s in ‘Groundhog Day’ Time Loop For Two Whole Weeks Office Worker Doesn’t Notice He’s in ‘Groundhog Day’ Time Loop For Two Whole Weeks TAMPA, Fla. — Local data entry clerk Frank Richmond, 27, was reportedly released from a Groundhog Day-esque time loop, which he claims to have not…
November 18, 2019 Nostalgic Fans Petition for Modern Reboot of ‘90s Economy Nostalgic Fans Petition for Modern Reboot of ‘90s Economy NEW YORK — A Change.org petition by nostalgic fans demanding a modern-day reboot of the classic 1990’s American economy has received over one million signatures…
November 8, 2019 Gamer Spends Three Hours Watching Reviews for Game They Already Bought and Like Gamer Spends Three Hours Watching Reviews for Game They Already Bought and Like ORLANDO, Fla. — Local gamer Jonathan Howell reportedly spent over three hours this week watching video reviews for The Outer Worlds after already purchasing and…
October 11, 2019 National Park Service Designates Florida Everglades as Level 17-35 Questing Zone National Park Service Designates Florida Everglades as Level 17-35 Questing Zone THE EVERGLADES, Fla. — This morning the National Park Service announced that the Florida Everglades would be officially designated as a level 17-35 questing zone…
September 13, 2019 Modern Day Indiana Jones Narrowly Escapes Website After Accidentally Clicking Fake ‘Download’ Button Modern Day Indiana Jones Narrowly Escapes Website After Accidentally Clicking Fake ‘Download’ Button INDIANAPOLIS — Shortly after discovering the historic site which was perfectly preserved beneath 12 pages of Google search results, ROM Archaeologist GBoyy87 narrowly escaped with…
September 12, 2019 Zoo Opens New Enclosure for Endangered White Male Zoo Opens New Enclosure for Endangered White Male DUKESBURG, Ala. — In a press release on Monday morning, the Dukesburg Zoo announced they will be opening a brand new enclosure for the rare…
September 11, 2019 New Study by Mom Confirms Video Game Slowing Down Computer New Study by Mom Confirms Video Game Slowing Down Computer YOUR HOME — A new study, published in an all-caps text from your mother this morning, has confirmed that one of your little Nintendo games…
September 6, 2019 Jeff Bezos Bankrupt After Making Enough Money For Extra Life Jeff Bezos Bankrupt After Making Enough Money For Extra Life SEATTLE — Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos filed for bankruptcy earlier this week after amassing so much wealth that he appears to have earned an Extra…
June 26, 2019 All 9 Seasons of ‘The Office’ Now Available Exclusively on Tenor GIF Keyboard All 9 Seasons of ‘The Office’ Now Available Exclusively on Tenor GIF Keyboard Fear not, Dunderheads! While popular comedy series The Office will be leaving Netflix in 2021, Tenor has announced that every episode will now be available…
