CJ Hernandez

Sony Announces ‘PaRappa the SoundCloud Rapper’

TOKYO, Japan — In a press release this morning, Sony announced that a new edition of PaRappa the Rapper geared…

6 years ago

Bible Scholars Reveal Jesus Christ Played Shit-Ton of Mario Party

VATICAN CITY — Bible Scholars have determined that Jesus Christ’s hand injuries, previously thought to have been caused by crucifixion,…

6 years ago

E3 is an Outdated and Unnecessary Industry Circlejerk, Reports Website Denied Press Pass

While E3 was once the shining mecca of Video Game Journalism, with the prevalence of new media and direct developer-to-consumer…

6 years ago

Man With Super Mario Ringtone Still Waiting for First Phone Call

TAMPA, Fla. — Local sources report that Brian Turner, 26, is still eagerly awaiting his first phone call since changing…

7 years ago