CJ Hernandez

Office Worker Doesn’t Notice He’s in ‘Groundhog Day’ Time Loop For Two Whole Weeks

TAMPA, Fla. — Local data entry clerk Frank Richmond, 27, was reportedly released from a Groundhog Day-esque time loop, which…

5 years ago

Nostalgic Fans Petition for Modern Reboot of ‘90s Economy

NEW YORK — A Change.org petition by nostalgic fans demanding a modern-day reboot of the classic 1990’s American economy has…

5 years ago

Gamer Spends Three Hours Watching Reviews for Game They Already Bought and Like

ORLANDO, Fla. — Local gamer Jonathan Howell reportedly spent over three hours this week watching video reviews for The Outer…

5 years ago

National Park Service Designates Florida Everglades as Level 17-35 Questing Zone

THE EVERGLADES, Fla. — This morning the National Park Service announced that the Florida Everglades would be officially designated as…

5 years ago

Modern Day Indiana Jones Narrowly Escapes Website After Accidentally Clicking Fake ‘Download’ Button

INDIANAPOLIS — Shortly after discovering the historic site which was perfectly preserved beneath 12 pages of Google search results, ROM…

5 years ago

Zoo Opens New Enclosure for Endangered White Male

DUKESBURG, Ala. — In a press release on Monday morning, the Dukesburg Zoo announced they will be opening a brand…

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New Study by Mom Confirms Video Game Slowing Down Computer

YOUR HOME — A new study, published in an all-caps text from your mother this morning, has confirmed that one…

5 years ago

Jeff Bezos Bankrupt After Making Enough Money For Extra Life

SEATTLE — Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos filed for bankruptcy earlier this week after amassing so much wealth that he appears…

5 years ago

All 9 Seasons of ‘The Office’ Now Available Exclusively on Tenor GIF Keyboard

Fear not, Dunderheads! While popular comedy series The Office will be leaving Netflix in 2021, Tenor has announced that every…

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