Charles E.P. Murphy

Charles E.P. Murphy

Freddy Krueger Getting Real Freaked Out By Evangelion Fan’s DreamsFreddy Krueger Getting Real Freaked Out By Evangelion Fan’s Dreams

Freddy Krueger Getting Real Freaked Out By Evangelion Fan’s Dreams

SPRINGWOOD, Ohio — Paranormal teen-killer Freddy Krueger is feeling totally freaked out while trying to haunt a Neon Genesis Evangelion…

6 years ago
Embarrassment Ensues at Police Halloween Party Where Everyone Showed Up as the PunisherEmbarrassment Ensues at Police Halloween Party Where Everyone Showed Up as the Punisher

Embarrassment Ensues at Police Halloween Party Where Everyone Showed Up as the Punisher

ONEONTA, Ala. — A social faux pas was committed at the annual Blount County Police Halloween Ball after every single…

6 years ago
Monster Attack Leaves 37 Dead, 120 Homeless, 1 Power Ranger Having Learned Valuable Lesson About Peer PressureMonster Attack Leaves 37 Dead, 120 Homeless, 1 Power Ranger Having Learned Valuable Lesson About Peer Pressure

Monster Attack Leaves 37 Dead, 120 Homeless, 1 Power Ranger Having Learned Valuable Lesson About Peer Pressure

ANGEL GROVE, Calif. — The Levy Heights massacre, in which a half-boar half-clown monster called Piggly Giggly destroyed dozens of…

6 years ago
Is This New Fighting Game the Next Street Fighter? No.Is This New Fighting Game the Next Street Fighter? No.

Is This New Fighting Game the Next Street Fighter? No.

After three years and five missed deadlines, Stomp Head Gaming’s much-hyped kickstarter game Schoolyard Head Stompers is out. This game…

6 years ago
Hey, Wanna See Some Nazi Shit?Hey, Wanna See Some Nazi Shit?

Hey, Wanna See Some Nazi Shit?

Oh, you want to watch a Doctor Who trailer? Your Google history tells us you enjoy opinions on Doctor Who.…

6 years ago
Final Boss Paid 35 Times More Than Level 1 MinionFinal Boss Paid 35 Times More Than Level 1 Minion

Final Boss Paid 35 Times More Than Level 1 Minion

MUSHROOM KINGDOM — A new study on wage distributions in Mushroom Kingdom by University of Toad Town has found the…

7 years ago
Retrospective: Tiger Electronics and Your Family’s Brutal Failure to Climb Into Middle ClassRetrospective: Tiger Electronics and Your Family’s Brutal Failure to Climb Into Middle Class

Retrospective: Tiger Electronics and Your Family’s Brutal Failure to Climb Into Middle Class

  For fifteen years, Tiger Electronics’ handheld games dominated the market as a cheap alternative to real games for impoverished…

8 years ago
Valve Hires George R.R. Martin to Begin Writing Half-Life 3Valve Hires George R.R. Martin to Begin Writing Half-Life 3

Valve Hires George R.R. Martin to Begin Writing Half-Life 3

SANTE FE, N.M. — A Song of Fire and Ice writer George R.R. Martin was hired by Valve today to…

8 years ago