Chandler Dean

Chandler Dean

Couple Tearfully Agrees It’s Time to Main Other PeopleCouple Tearfully Agrees It’s Time to Main Other People

Couple Tearfully Agrees It’s Time to Main Other People

ROCKVILLE CENTRE, N.Y. — After several years of mastering each others’ subtle quirks, local couple Arjun Irukulapati and Ellen Cervantes…

4 years ago
Pandemic to Auto-Renew on March 12thPandemic to Auto-Renew on March 12th

Pandemic to Auto-Renew on March 12th

EARTH — The entire world was devastated to learn Friday that, because of a general oversight on humanity’s part, the…

4 years ago
Boyfriend Takes -7 Environmental Damage Per Second on Mission to Grocery StoreBoyfriend Takes -7 Environmental Damage Per Second on Mission to Grocery Store

Boyfriend Takes -7 Environmental Damage Per Second on Mission to Grocery Store

OXFORD, Ohio — In a journey that exposed one of his most glaring character vulnerabilities, local boyfriend Zach McInnes suffered…

5 years ago
Realm’s Chosen Savior Agonizing at Lair Entrance Whether to Drop Broadsword or ScimitarRealm’s Chosen Savior Agonizing at Lair Entrance Whether to Drop Broadsword or Scimitar

Realm’s Chosen Savior Agonizing at Lair Entrance Whether to Drop Broadsword or Scimitar

HYMERA — At the end of a harrowing journey to rescue his land from certain devastation, steadfast warrior Demetrios Cherwink…

5 years ago
Gamer Can’t Help But Hear ‘Continue?’ Every Day When Waking UpGamer Can’t Help But Hear ‘Continue?’ Every Day When Waking Up

Gamer Can’t Help But Hear ‘Continue?’ Every Day When Waking Up

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — Local gamer Stephen McLaughlin can’t help but hear the voice of the Super Smash Bros. Melee announcer…

5 years ago
Shitty Mobile Game Ad More Fun Than Shitty Mobile Game It InterruptedShitty Mobile Game Ad More Fun Than Shitty Mobile Game It Interrupted

Shitty Mobile Game Ad More Fun Than Shitty Mobile Game It Interrupted

WARRENTON, Mo. — In a revelation that made him question his instincts, local gamer Kevin Lanigan recently realized that the…

5 years ago
Ad Making Offensive Insinuation About What You Want to Do in This GameAd Making Offensive Insinuation About What You Want to Do in This Game

Ad Making Offensive Insinuation About What You Want to Do in This Game

ATLANTA — According to several users of file downloading services and illegal streaming sites, an advertisement featuring a buxom CGI…

5 years ago
RPG Quests Distract Player From Hours of Riveting Menu GameplayRPG Quests Distract Player From Hours of Riveting Menu Gameplay

RPG Quests Distract Player From Hours of Riveting Menu Gameplay

WHITE PLAINS, N.Y. — After sinking a solid weekend into the RPG Manifest Beyond, local gamer Mallory Cruz began to…

5 years ago
Triangle Button Just Happy to Be IncludedTriangle Button Just Happy to Be Included

Triangle Button Just Happy to Be Included

PS4 CONTROLLER — Though it is used sparingly in many gameplay situations, local PS4 button Triangle insisted that it is…

5 years ago