April 9, 2019 No, Sekiro Absolutely Does Not Need Big Anime Titties No, Sekiro Absolutely Does Not Need Big Anime Titties Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice thrives because of its brutal gameplay and unique take on Japanese folklore, all of which would be ruined by adding big…
April 3, 2019 Expert DDR Player Dances Like He Hopes Anyone Is Watching Expert DDR Player Dances Like He Hopes Anyone Is Watching HICKSVILLE, N.Y. — Frequent Round One Arcade attendee Martin Hannon was seen breathlessly playing Dance Dance Revolution on expert, desperately hoping to draw the attention…
October 25, 2018 Man Who Prepared Marriage Proposal in No Man’s Sky Forgets Which Planet It Was On Man Who Prepared Marriage Proposal in No Man’s Sky Forgets Which Planet It Was On HUNTINGTON, N.Y. — Nathan Patterson and Blake O’Hara are still searching for a secret marriage proposal hidden on a planet in No Man’s Sky after…
September 20, 2018 MISSING: Six Teenagers Who Disappeared Right Before the Power Rangers Showed Up MISSING: Six Teenagers Who Disappeared Right Before the Power Rangers Showed Up ANGEL GROVE, Calif. — Police are currently on the lookout for a group of six teenagers with attitude that went missing right before the unrelated…
September 9, 2018 Quiz: How The Fuck Did That Hit Me!? Quiz: How The Fuck Did That Hit Me!? God-fucking-dammit. Here I am playing Overwatch and trying to carry my dumbass team to victory. Or at least I would be if I didn’t keep…
August 5, 2018 Tom Holland Accidentally Spoils Exact Date Of Robert Downey Jr’s Death Tom Holland Accidentally Spoils Exact Date Of Robert Downey Jr’s Death LOS ANGELES — Spider-Man actor Tom Holland posted a video on Instagram today that accidentally spoiled the exact date on which fellow Marvel actor Robert…
June 8, 2018 Amazing: This 8-Year-Old Built a Labo Robot That Took His Dad’s Factory Job Amazing: This 8-Year-Old Built a Labo Robot That Took His Dad’s Factory Job The Nintendo Labo and its cardboard constructables offer endless possibilities to players of all ages, but we can guarantee that you aren’t nearly as Labo-savvy…
March 29, 2018 All Powerful Being Capable of Destroying Worlds Patiently Awaits Turn All Powerful Being Capable of Destroying Worlds Patiently Awaits Turn BETWEEN PERCEPTION AND REALITY — Local deity Paradox Omnideath made the decision to wait for his opponents to perform various actions before making his own…
March 1, 2018 Anime Keeps Viewers Watching by Never Letting Them Comfortably Pause, New Study Shows Anime Keeps Viewers Watching by Never Letting Them Comfortably Pause, New Study Shows STONY BROOK, N.Y. — A recent study by Stony Brook University showed that anime keeps fans watching constantly not out of enjoyment of the genre,…
