February 13, 2020 Casual Yu-Gi-Oh! Tournament Held Up as Competitors Share Tragic Backstories Casual Yu-Gi-Oh! Tournament Held Up as Competitors Share Tragic Backstories FLUSHING, N.Y. — A Yu-Gi-Oh! tournament at local comic store Pages and Pieces was held up for several hours today as competitors took turns sharing…
December 11, 2019 5 Times Everyone Thought Sly Cooper Was Hot and Not Just Me 5 Times Everyone Thought Sly Cooper Was Hot and Not Just Me There are video game characters out there that are just downright hot. Noctis from Final Fantasy XV? Hot. Bayonetta from Bayonetta? Hot! There are plenty…
October 25, 2019 Death Row Inmate Still Waiting for Executioner to Input Fatality Correctly Death Row Inmate Still Waiting for Executioner to Input Fatality Correctly JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — Death row inmate Craig Owenson is reportedly still waiting for the prison executioner to input the movements for a Fatality correctly in…
October 8, 2019 LoFi Hip Hop Radio Girl Still Fails Test After Four Years of Studying LoFi Hip Hop Radio Girl Still Fails Test After Four Years of Studying PROBABLY SOMEWHERE IN ITALY — Several sources have recently confirmed that the LoFi Hip Hop Radio Girl has failed her exams despite continuously preparing for…
September 28, 2019 Person Who Ate at Taco Bell Now Inflicted With Poison Damage Person Who Ate at Taco Bell Now Inflicted With Poison Damage LAWRENCE, N.Y. — Local restaurant-goer Dennis Malloy was recently inflicted with Poison Damage after eating at Taco Bell early this afternoon. According to Malloy, he…
June 23, 2019 This Is How Bernie Sanders Can Still Beat Avatar’s Box Office Record This Is How Bernie Sanders Can Still Beat Avatar’s Box Office Record This much is clear: Bernie Sanders is the only politician championing millennial nerds. From being the top sword-guy candidate to tweeting support for video game…
June 21, 2019 Review: Neon Genesis Evangelion Loses Its Appeal Now That It’s Easy for People to Watch Review: Neon Genesis Evangelion Loses Its Appeal Now That It’s Easy for People to Watch One of the most revolutionary and impactful anime series in history is now widely available on Netflix for all to see – and it’s this…
May 12, 2019 Inspiring: This Trans Person Came Out to Their Parents by Doing a Magical Girl Transformation Inspiring: This Trans Person Came Out to Their Parents by Doing a Magical Girl Transformation Coming out to your family as transgender can be a challenge for anyone, but when Maxine Hart decided to tell her parents that she was…
April 17, 2019 AV Club Seeking Person With DC Universe Login They Can Use to Review Shows AV Club Seeking Person With DC Universe Login They Can Use to Review Shows CHICAGO — According to the careers section of their website, The AV Club is seeking someone with a DC Universe login that they can use…
