Camden Brazile

So Called Gaming Chair Doesn’t Have Single Fucking Game on It

NEW BRUNSWICK, N.J. — Local gamer Alan Polk was outraged after the purchase of his new GTRACING X2090 gaming chair…

3 years ago

Comic Book Fan Choosing to View Parents Dying as an Opportunity

CHICAGO — Newly orphaned local resident Tyler Frances is reportedly recovering from the recent tragedy that both of his parents…

3 years ago

YouTuber Can’t Believe He’s Getting Canceled for Racist Video from 2 Whole Hours Ago

DALLAS — YouTube personality David Patterson, better known by his username SuperVGMan64, has received internet backfire for his recent ‘sketch’…

3 years ago

Heartbreaking: This Immigrant Plumber Was Doctor in His Home Country

Meet Mario Mario, a local plumber who immigrated to the United States in the early 1980’s. While his regular blue…

3 years ago

Pretentious Man Prefers Japanese Dub of Anime Just Because “He’s Japanese”

TOKYO — Local anime fan Hideki Kiyama received criticism from friends and family recently for pretentiously watching all his anime…

3 years ago

I Saw That Gremlin on the Wing Too, I Just Didn’t Make Whole Thing of It

Imagine if you will, a man. He’s sitting on an airplane, and he sees a gremlin on the side of…

3 years ago

Even Priest Has to Admit Goku Could Beat Jesus

ST. LOUIS — Local priest Father Johnathan Samson admitted in his homily Sunday that anime character Goku could beat up…

3 years ago

Werewolf Hunter Keeps Forgetting Silver Bullets Kill Regular People Too

CEDAR CITY, Utah — Werewolf hunter Mattias Grimm has been under fire recently for a series of botched werewolf hunts…

3 years ago

Man Arrested at Niagara Falls Just Wanted to See If There’s Cool Cave or Something Back There

NIAGARA FALLS, N.Y.— Local gamer Bryce Townsend was arrested by police at Niagara Falls today on grounds of felony, trespassing,…

3 years ago