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Vengeance-Stricken Charles Martinet Lands Lead Role in Chris Pratt BiopicVengeance-Stricken Charles Martinet Lands Lead Role in Chris Pratt Biopic

Vengeance-Stricken Charles Martinet Lands Lead Role in Chris Pratt Biopic

LOS ANGELES — Video game icon and the voice behind Mario, as well as several other Nintendo characters, Charles Martinet…

3 years ago
Kid at Disneyland Regrets Asking Sora Actor What His Character’s Deal IsKid at Disneyland Regrets Asking Sora Actor What His Character’s Deal Is

Kid at Disneyland Regrets Asking Sora Actor What His Character’s Deal Is

ANAHEIM, Calif. — Nine-year-old Disneyland visitor Kevin Stevens was unsatisfied in his long-anticipated trip to the happiest place on Earth…

3 years ago
Hayao Miyazaki Avoids Attending Son’s Movie By Magically Transforming Into RiverHayao Miyazaki Avoids Attending Son’s Movie By Magically Transforming Into River

Hayao Miyazaki Avoids Attending Son’s Movie By Magically Transforming Into River

TOKYO — Legendary Japanese filmmaker Hayao Miyazaki has reportedly magically transformed into a river in order to avoid having to…

3 years ago
“Our New Cheeseburger Highkey Slaps. Poggers!” Tweets One of America’s Most Powerful Corporations“Our New Cheeseburger Highkey Slaps. Poggers!” Tweets One of America’s Most Powerful Corporations

“Our New Cheeseburger Highkey Slaps. Poggers!” Tweets One of America’s Most Powerful Corporations

CHICAGO — Fast food restaurant and megacorporation McDonald’s made a tweet Tuesday claiming their new bacon quarter pounder ‘highkey slaps’…

3 years ago
New Franchise Reboot Struggling to Decide Which Character Has a Podcast NowNew Franchise Reboot Struggling to Decide Which Character Has a Podcast Now

New Franchise Reboot Struggling to Decide Which Character Has Podcast Now

NEW YORK — NBC announced a delay of its latest franchise reboot coming in 2022, citing development issues after nobody…

3 years ago
Study Shows Adjusting Medicine Cabinet Mirror Still Best Way to Reveal Killer Is Behind YouStudy Shows Adjusting Medicine Cabinet Mirror Still Best Way to Reveal Killer Is Behind You

Study Shows Adjusting Medicine Cabinet Mirror Still Best Way to Reveal Killer Is Behind You

WINNIPEG, Minn. — In an effort to spread awareness about self-defense against serial killers, chainsaw wielders and other assorted miscellaneous…

3 years ago
Hypocrite Crying Bad Game Design Also Dies in One Hit From KnifeHypocrite Crying Bad Game Design Also Dies in One Hit From Knife

Hypocrite Crying Bad Game Design Also Dies in One Hit From Knife

ORLANDO, Fla. — Local gamer Drake O’Connor reportedly keeps complaining about a mechanic in the first person shooter game Warfare…

3 years ago
Sega Announces They Will Be Using Fan-Game Creators to Develop New Sonic LawsuitSega Announces They Will Be Using Fan-Game Creators to Develop New Sonic Lawsuit

Sega Announces They Will Be Using Fan-Game Creators to Develop New Sonic Lawsuit

SAN FRANCISCO — Sega announced today that, after a down-period of creativity in its staple Sonic franchise, the company will…

3 years ago
Body Cam Footage Has Post-Credits Scene Where the Cop Gets Away With ItBody Cam Footage Has Post-Credits Scene Where the Cop Gets Away With It

Body Cam Footage Has Post-Credits Scene Where the Cop Gets Away With It

ST. LOUIS — Police body-cam footage viewers were confident that a local officer recently seen committing a brutal misuse of…

3 years ago