Brendan Krick

Failed Orgy Devolves Into Naked Couples Playing JackBox

LOS ANGELES — An attempted sex party has gone completely off the rails after the three couples in attendance began…

3 years ago

Everyone in Joker Audience Waiting for Right Moment to Do Mass Shooting

BURBANK, Calif. — Every single member of the audience at the premiere screening of Joker at the AMC 16 last…

5 years ago

Teacher Unsure How to Write Up Student for Hentai Shirt Without Admitting He Knows What Hentai Is

LANCASTER, Penn. — Manheim Township High School teacher David Siegel is reportedly not sure how to discipline Kyle Jackson, a…

6 years ago

Laid Off Bethesda Employee Cleans 70 Cheese Wheels Out of Desk

ROCKVILLE, Md. — After being fired, Bethesda animator Jeff Callahan was seen packing a confusingly extensive assortment of useless objects…

6 years ago