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May 26, 2018 Teacher Unsure How to Write Up Student for Hentai Shirt Without Admitting He Knows What Hentai Is Teacher Unsure How to Write Up Student for Hentai Shirt Without Admitting He Knows What Hentai Is LANCASTER, Penn. — Manheim Township High School teacher David Siegel is reportedly not sure how to discipline Kyle Jackson, a student, over a series of…
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