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Nervous Woman Introduces Parents to Her Boyfriend’s Twitch ChannelNervous Woman Introduces Parents to Her Boyfriend’s Twitch Channel

Nervous Woman Introduces Parents to Her Boyfriend’s Twitch Channel

FRESNO, Calif. — A woman recently introduced her parents to her new boyfriend’s Twitch channel, after months of rescheduling and…

4 years ago
Mark Wahlberg Spends Entire Flight Simulator Playthrough Pretending to Stop 9/11Mark Wahlberg Spends Entire Flight Simulator Playthrough Pretending to Stop 9/11

Mark Wahlberg Spends Entire Flight Simulator Playthrough Pretending to Stop 9/11

BOSTON — Mark Wahlberg reportedly streamed a playthrough of Microsoft Flight Simulator on Twitch this weekend, the entirety of which…

4 years ago
Kratos Joins Fortnite in Attempt to Connect With SonKratos Joins Fortnite in Attempt to Connect With Son

Kratos Joins Fortnite in Attempt to Connect With Son

ASGARD — Grumpy father and former Greek god Kratos has joined Fortnite so that he can better connect with his…

5 years ago
Leaked Documents Show Trump Attempted to Hire Bugs Bunny to Saw Mexico Off From North AmericaLeaked Documents Show Trump Attempted to Hire Bugs Bunny to Saw Mexico Off From North America

Leaked Documents Show Trump Attempted to Hire Bugs Bunny to Saw Mexico Off From North America

WASHINGTON — Documents leaked by an anonymous whistleblower show that President Donald Trump attempted to hire Bugs Bunny for the…

5 years ago
Belle Delphine Arrested for Selling Gamer Girl Uranium to North KoreaBelle Delphine Arrested for Selling Gamer Girl Uranium to North Korea

Belle Delphine Arrested for Selling Gamer Girl Uranium to North Korea

WASHINGTON — The FBI confirmed today that viral internet celebrity Mary-Belle Kirschner, better known as Belle Delphine, has been taken…

5 years ago
New Version of Batman Screams Constantly to Navigate in the DarkNew Version of Batman Screams Constantly to Navigate in the Dark

New Version of Batman Screams Constantly to Navigate in the Dark

BURBANK, Calif. — DC Comics has announced the newest iteration of Batman, who will navigate through the cold, dark streets…

5 years ago
Anti-Video Game Senator Caught Blowing Nintendo Cartridge in Airport BathroomAnti-Video Game Senator Caught Blowing Nintendo Cartridge in Airport Bathroom

Anti-Video Game Senator Caught Blowing Nintendo Cartridge in Airport Bathroom

NEW YORK CITY —  Notorious anti-video game Senator Bob Sandleson was found this weekend blowing a video game cartridge inside…

5 years ago