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Nervous Woman Introduces Parents to Her Boyfriend’s Twitch Channel

FRESNO, Calif. — A woman recently introduced her parents to her new boyfriend’s Twitch channel, after months of rescheduling and…

3 years ago

Mark Wahlberg Spends Entire Flight Simulator Playthrough Pretending to Stop 9/11

BOSTON — Mark Wahlberg reportedly streamed a playthrough of Microsoft Flight Simulator on Twitch this weekend, the entirety of which…

3 years ago

Kratos Joins Fortnite in Attempt to Connect With Son

ASGARD — Grumpy father and former Greek god Kratos has joined Fortnite so that he can better connect with his…

4 years ago

Leaked Documents Show Trump Attempted to Hire Bugs Bunny to Saw Mexico Off From North America

WASHINGTON — Documents leaked by an anonymous whistleblower show that President Donald Trump attempted to hire Bugs Bunny for the…

4 years ago

Belle Delphine Arrested for Selling Gamer Girl Uranium to North Korea

WASHINGTON — The FBI confirmed today that viral internet celebrity Mary-Belle Kirschner, better known as Belle Delphine, has been taken…

4 years ago

New Version of Batman Screams Constantly to Navigate in the Dark

BURBANK, Calif. — DC Comics has announced the newest iteration of Batman, who will navigate through the cold, dark streets…

4 years ago

Anti-Video Game Senator Caught Blowing Nintendo Cartridge in Airport Bathroom

NEW YORK CITY —  Notorious anti-video game Senator Bob Sandleson was found this weekend blowing a video game cartridge inside…

4 years ago