February 4, 2019 Boston Dynamics Robot Found Drunk, Wearing Patriots Jersey in Dunkin’ Donuts Parking Lot Boston Dynamics Robot Found Drunk, Wearing Patriots Jersey in Dunkin’ Donuts Parking Lot WALTHAM, Mass. — After celebrating a 13-3 victory by the New England Patriots at last night’s Super Bowl, scientists at Boston Dynamics coming into work…
January 20, 2019 College Roommates Try to Save Relationship by Having a GameCube College Roommates Try to Save Relationship by Having a GameCube SYRACUSE, N.Y. — Four college students at Syracuse University have reportedly attempted to neglect their own shortcomings as roommates and tried to salvage their relationships…
December 28, 2018 Every Character in D&D Campaign Just Slightly Modified ‘Critical Role’ Characters Every Character in D&D Campaign Just Slightly Modified ‘Critical Role’ Characters RALEIGH, N.C. — After ten lengthy game sessions, members of a local D&D party came to the collective realization that they were all just playing…
November 10, 2018 Nobody on Game Jam Team Actually Knows How to Code Nobody on Game Jam Team Actually Knows How to Code BERKELEY, Calif. — As the 5th annual UC Berkeley Game Jam kicked off, members of Team Kickass came to the sudden realization that none of…
August 31, 2018 New Indie Game Just One Big Pixel New Indie Game Just One Big Pixel MONTREAL — According to a recent analytic report from Steam, the current top-selling indie game on the online platform is PX.L, a game consisting only…
July 14, 2018 Chivalrous Gentleman Bequeaths PS4 Controller Unto Bored Girlfriend Chivalrous Gentleman Bequeaths PS4 Controller Unto Bored Girlfriend AMARILLO, Texas — Passing over the controller like King Arthur surrendering Excalibur itself, sources report that local hero Lance Mason nobly donned his PlayStation 4…
May 24, 2018 Friend Group Meets Weekly for Board Game Rules Explanation Night Friend Group Meets Weekly for Board Game Rules Explanation Night MISSISSAUGA, Ontario — After last week’s successful breakdown of the rules of Scotland Yard, a local group of friends met up once again for a rousing…
